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Naples High Teacher Injured By Fish Falling From The Sky.

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posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:07 AM
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Hi.

www.nbc-2.com...

I don't know if this is a conspiracy. It could be considering the stories I've read over this past year about mass animal deaths in some areas. Maybe the animals have had enough and are fighting back.





NAPLES, FL - A Naples High School teacher suffered minor injuries after an airborne assault by fish. But deputies say the fish likely had an accomplice - below, read the witty report written up by a school resource deputy after the September incident.





Fishy incident at Naples High School
Date: 09-24-12
Time: 12:10 hours
Suspect: Mackerel
Description: Height 15", weight 16 oz, eyes black, hair none, multi colored skin, scars-multiple, undercut jaw
Victim: (HIPPA-protected) Teacher at school

At approximately 12:10 hours a teacher was standing at an area called Oasis observing students during lunch when out of nowhere a flying mackerel came down from the sky and struck her in the head. The teacher sustained minor injuries and was escorted to the clinic, where she was cleaned up. She was complaining of a slight headache and nothing else.

The suspect was later identified as Scomberomorus maculatus, (Atlantic Spanish Mackerel) A.K.A "Mack." He was found lying on the ground possibly attempting to conceal himself out in the open. I took control of the suspect without incident and escorted him to the clinic where he was positively identified by the victim. While speaking with the victim she advised:

"I was watching students when all of a sudden I was struck in the head by this flying fish. I yelled, 'Holy Mackerel, what just happened?'"


There is more of the report on the website.

At least they have a sense of humor!
edit on 20-10-2012 by cavalryscout because: (no reason given)




posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:42 AM
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A Mackerel falling from the sky??? This must be the Holy Mackerel we have heard so much about? Or the Gods must really be crazy, at last it want a Coke bottle.
edit on 10/20/1212 by 1MrMarc because: pre-mature postulation



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:54 AM
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A bird dropped it from its grip obviously. No conspiracy here
. Just a bird who couldn't hold on to its meal



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:59 AM
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I know.

It was just a silly article.


You don't think I thought the bird dropped the fish on the teachers head on purpose......do you?

Like I said at least 'they' have a sense of humor.

My goodness!



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:05 AM
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Lol... I really thought that you may have believed the fish in question had mysteriously dropped from the skies...

Hey you can't blame me... You wouldn't believe how many users believe everything the read... Hahaha

It is a good story, I rather enjoyed it while drinking my am cup of joe



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:12 AM
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I guess you're right I must remember what website I'm posting on. It's a little scary to think some people would have thought there was more to this than a slippery fish, a clumsy bird and an unlucky teacher.



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:15 AM
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Thanks for shattering my hopes seeing Holy Mackerel first hand....




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