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Randyvious and the temple of goons ( take 2 )

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posted on Oct, 18 2012 @ 10:17 PM
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Originally posted by randyvs

Originally posted by The GUT
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Randy? Hi. Um, Steve sent me over to tell you that he wrote a new scene for you. Yeah. A 10 minute monologue that he says will show your full-range. It ends with all the other actors cheering your speech. He said it shoots on Tuesday...as long as we can get this next scene finished today. He also sent these roses...what should I tell him?

Now where's Quincy ?


Oh snap.... someones gonna end up wearing a dress....




posted on Oct, 18 2012 @ 11:10 PM
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Check dis out hombre





posted on Oct, 18 2012 @ 11:19 PM
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He liked Beer, didn't he?




posted on Oct, 19 2012 @ 12:03 AM
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He drank the whole half rack...



posted on Oct, 19 2012 @ 07:03 AM
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Originally posted by randyvs
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*GUT hides behind randyvs


Can someone tell me how that's supposed to happen ? I mean really I understand my motivation and all. But some of the logistics in the script seem to be lacking in detail.

I want to talk to the producer immediately ! And until I do, I'll be in my dressing room ! hmp ! ( Randyvious throws Kashmir scarf over shoulder and storms off in his stellettos ).


You're only fabulous in stilettos if they're red patent leather.
But, I suppose I can give you a small break this time considering the Kashmir scarf.
Hopefully you can pull it off better than this poor lad:


Just looking at this picture makes me feel like pulling up my bar stool next to Slayer and asking the bar-wench for another shotglass.....



posted on Oct, 19 2012 @ 10:29 AM
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He drank the whole half rack...


Time to hit the wine cellar then. And I got some goodies down there. Goes down like ground up rose peddles at $1500 a bottle.

Damn it, broke a heel. Can someone paint my toenails ? :
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posted on Oct, 19 2012 @ 10:44 AM
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Gut ! Is this the woman that raped you at the American consulate in Germany ?



posted on Oct, 19 2012 @ 10:47 AM
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From the rumors I've heard, it was fully consentual until he found out she was related to him. They agreed to call it 'rape' in order to salvage their reputations...especially after a Canadian family adopted the child and called him Justin Beiber.



posted on Oct, 19 2012 @ 01:06 PM
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That's HER!! And it wasn't once, I was violated twice!!



Whether we are related or not has nothing to do with it. However, I used protection both times.



Little Justy, so we can set the record straight is Shrike's mama-baby-daddy.



I just knew this sidekick thing was gonna turn out bad for me...I was gonna put a Bieber vid here in protest, but I just...couldn't...bring...myself...to...do...it.


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posted on Oct, 19 2012 @ 03:49 PM
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I think the real question is where he got his incredible charismatic appeal for minors...I suppose a tongue-in-cheek evasion with vague innuendos regarding possible genetic testing surrounding a highly inconspicuous vacation where Michael Jackson woke up covered with needle marks will have to suffice.


Elimination of evidence of illegal genetic experimentation...the REAL reason MJ died. Either that, or he stole one of those iced coffees.

edit on 19-10-2012 by AfterInfinity because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:54 AM
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Why isn't crocoduck joining us?




posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:53 AM
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Well, Mr. XYZ I presume ? I'm glad you could find the time to stop by.
Do you realize you've been holding up the whole damn production ?
Where in the hell have you been ? I tell ya, I've been like a penguin with a top hat and cane trying to keep AI from wandering off.

Nice a.... a .... pet, I suppose.

Hurry up and get into character. We have a scene to shoot !




posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 02:43 PM
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Crocoducks and Monkey Hitmen? *GUT strips off his shirt. Dragon tattoos cover his arms. A huge yin-yan tattoo covers his belly...although only the yin part is visible above the fold. He starts kung-fu'ing in place. The air is taking an unmerciful beating*




posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:39 PM
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I'll be right there Gut !

I got your back brother !

Way back !

I just have to do my big battle cry !

So just hold the goons back a lil longer.

Then it's you and me again just like ole times. You remember the time down in Mardi Gras when we, Oh I guess that can wait. Ok here goes.




posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:51 PM
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It's crazy threads like this..

that keep me sane...




posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 08:56 PM
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HA! I laugh at your "way back"...HA HA HAAAA!! (That's my laugh)

Nonetheless, do not fret my dear The Gut....for I have your back even MORE way backer....



...check out my ginormous sword.....
edit on 20-10-2012 by stupid girl because: I needed more backer



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:01 PM
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Yeah, an unmerciful beating from my righteous San Dimas air guitar skillz playing your Kung Fu backup music....



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:02 PM
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Originally posted by stupid girl
...check out my ginormous sword.....



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:05 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by stupid girl
...check out my ginormous sword.....


Why is that banana wearing a toddler?



posted on Oct, 20 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by stupid girl

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by stupid girl
...check out my ginormous sword.....


Why is that banana wearing a toddler?


Calling it a toddler is pushing it.



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