Best Thread Titles?

Hi.

I have seen some very funny or clever titles for threads on this site. A few times I even flagged a thread for the title alone. I know you're not supposed to do that but too bad I did it.

Sometimes it pisses me off when I search by the title of the original article to see if a topic was posted and nothing comes up only to discover that somebody started a thread and wrote their own title so the search didn't find it. Then it seems somebody has to tell me to use the search function before posting like I'm too stupid to figure it out on my own. But oh well what are you gonna do?

Usually when people make their own thread titles it's better so do you have any favorites?

I know I couldn't resist clicking on this one:

I am ready to Baptize Extra-terrestrials

I don't care who you are, that's a catchy and intriguing title!

Mine are usually hum-drum, but I have a few unusual ones.

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE Stuff climate change, this is serious

Panties, Sex, and Real Goblins in Southern Africa

Muslims! Save Mecca and Medina from Muslims! (A sort of Mid-East rant, kind of)

Savages, Enemies of Humanity, Swine, Attack in London.

French Husband Ordered to Pay Wife for Not Providing Enough Sex