Humbolt- Researchers say they have stumbled across a new alternative to nuclear weaponry. At Tuesdays P.E.A.C.E. (Population Eradication And Cultural
Extermination) Convention, it was announced, “Due to continued protests of the effects of nuclear weaponry on the environment, an alternative form
of mass extermination has been discovered which will change the way we look at mass warfare”. “We are very excited over this new discovery.”
Dr. Andre Strauss stated. He continued by saying, “Basically, we have discovered the exact frequency of the ‘spark of life’ and can exterminate
it without damaging the wealth and resources of the area”. “This advancement has been tested on laboratory rats and has been 100% effective in all
tests. Construction of the first device will begin next month” a spokesperson for P.E.A.C.E. said.
Gering- Construction of the device, now dubbed “The S.O.U.L. (Stopping Of Unwanted Life) device”, has begun today. It is expected to be completed
and ready for testing sometime next spring at a cost of $3.5 million. The President has given the go ahead to make as many devices as desired saying,
“The initial cost to the general public is negligible compared to the value of the wealth and resources that will be acquired the first time it is
used”. It is believed the total number of devices built will be in the thousands.
Huntington- Protests are taking place today in cities across the country. Literally millions of “Religious Fanatics” have taken to the streets in
protest of the, soon to be completed, S.O.U.L. device. It is believed that this device will not only eliminate the “Spark of Life” but also
destroy the Soul as well, making it impossible for anyone to enter the afterlife. These protests have actually brought almost every Religion together
under a single cause. A spokesperson from P.E.A.C.E. released this comment, “There is no scientific proof that our device will kill the Soul, nor
effect the afterlife experience in any way.” Some cities have requested Military assistance in crowd control. In reaction to these requests the
President has released this statement, “As there is separation of Church and State, we, the Government, cannot be held responsible to what happens
to the “Souls” of the deceased. The public has a right to peacefully protest, and until it becomes violent, we cannot get involved.”
Straton- Conspiracy sites all over the internet are ablaze with theories surrounding the S.O.U.L. device. One poster from a very large conspiracy site
has this to say, “Nowing the government like we do its plane to see they are planning a “False Flag” attack on our peeps. They will probly say
it was an axident while they not only strip us of our right to live but also our personal wealth and resources they cant have my lappy I will break it
first. its time for a revolution.” A spokesperson for P.E.A.C.E. joined the site in order to reply to this comment and posted, “We, have no
intention of testing this device on our own people no do we have any intention of using it against our own people. We designed the S.O.U.L. device to
benefit the people of this great nation.” The White House declined to comment.
Gering- The first test of the S.O.U.L. device has been set for the one year anniversary of its announcement at the P.E.A.C.E. Convention and will take
place in an undisclosed, remote location in South Central America. Volunteers with terminal diseases are being gathered to the location where they
will enjoy all the amenities of a tropical location and a large feast the night before the test. It is estimated that a total of 120,000 people will
be involved in the test. P.E.A.C.E. spokesperson, Jane Pierce, states,”This is the best turn out we could have hoped for and we are so excited for
these people as they help us make history”
Humbolt- The live satellite feed of the S.O.U.L. Device Test was cut off by the P.E.A.C.E. corporation today. “Something went wrong with the test
this morning. We are not sure what happened but we are looking into it.” CEO Tim Becker said. No further reports on what went wrong or what happened
to the volunteers has been released.
Humbolt- In a press conference today the CEO of P.E.A.C.E., Tim Becker, explained the problems they had with the S.O.U.L. device test last Thursday.
“We are not sure what went wrong but apparently the opposite of what we were attempting to do occurred. The device eradicated all forms of
technology, processed materials and non-organic substances leaving all of our volunteers naked and surrounded by the rainforest of South Central
America. It appears that the reaction set off by the device has continued to spread out without slowing and could very well engulf the planet in a
month. We are doing everything possible to stop this spreading however, we suggest the rest of the world to prepare themselves to be naked and exposed
to nature.” When asked the cause of this failure CEO Tim Becker refused to comment and closed the press conference. The President has declared a
Nationwide a State of Emergency and deployed the military across the country.
Straton- The Military is beginning to loose control today. It was not considered, by the Government, that the weapons and armor used by the military
would also be eradicated by the effects of the S.O.U.L. project as well. By the constant spread of effects the P.E.A.C.E. Corporation has just over a
day to reverse the effects, however contact with their main office has not been established for comment.
Straton- Although many believed mankind would destroy its civilization, none believed it would happen like this. We have been reduced to the
stone-age. We have been left naked and exposed to the natural processes of nature with no chance of developing again. Many attempts have been made to
process natural items to no avail. As they become non naturally occurring it dissipates. What have we done to ourselves? This will be our last report.
The effects of P.E.A.C.E. and the S.O.U.L. project will be reaching us in a few hours. This is MSM signing off.
edit on 15-10-2012 by Agarta because: unintended spelling errors