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I Made Her Night

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posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 08:47 PM
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I went to the Pharmacy tonight. As I left I saw this cute looking lady. So, I got me an idea in my head.

It's so sinister, and not the kind of thing a civilized man would do. I am quite evil after all, and an uncommon man with a dark side.However, I am not the most interesting man in the world.

She was walking towards me in my general direction. I thought rather quickly and as I passed her, note I did not walk straight up to her, I just passed her, and as I passed her I said

"Wow, you're cute".

And kept on walking.

I heard her break out laughing and then I her say "Gee, thanks!" as i walked away. She didn't chase after me or anything like that, she let me walk away.

I know, I'm an evil son of a gun who does a brazen thing once in a while.

Sometimes, you just gotta do the brazen thing.

And that's why I'm evil. Or at least, one small part of me is.





posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 08:55 PM
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She probably made her husbands night when she got home.
Your evil deed has set off an unimaginable chain of events.



posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 09:03 PM
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Originally posted by TheLieWeLive
She probably made her husbands night when she got home.
Your evil deed has set off an unimaginable chain of events.


Or right at this very moment her husband is tracking the "evil" guy



posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 09:12 PM
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Oh, that was you?! I thought I was crazy when I saw a Saddam clone walk by me and tell me I was cute! So I continued to the meds counter and asked them to help me stop my hallucinations!

Hehe



posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 09:13 PM
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Here.....take this brofist



posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 09:23 PM
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You sir have earned yourself a seat at the table, welcome.



posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 09:50 PM
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i do this all the time, i find it amusing to let people hear some of my inner dialogue..

you know .. only the stuff that doesnt involve gaffer tape and the booty of my car (:





posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 09:52 PM
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LOL...nothing sinister about flirting......I do this all the time with everybody actually....or maybe it's more that being kind to other human beings feels good......I call the lady at the supermarket "princess"....I thank and smile at children that are thoughtful....and I especially give a big smile to men that are gentleman and make me feel beautiful.....



posted on Oct, 11 2012 @ 10:19 PM
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And this one time at band camp!



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