It's all true.
Conservatives want to kill everyone that isn't just like them.
Conservatives don't have children out of wedlock.
Conservatives aren't upside-down on their mortgages.
Conservatives all have jobs and have never been on unemployment or foodstamps.
Conservatives are all the same pigment.
Conservatives have all the same hair colour.
Conservatives have a secret handshake (can't tell you but it involves Grey Poupont Mustard)
Conservatives are all evil, and drink kitteh blood.
Conservatives all have Sarah Palin tattoos.
Conservatives don't understand what the "ERMERGERD" meme is.
Silly, silly thread, and silly, silly person who said that.
(beezzer wearing his hyperbole tinfoil hat!)