Welcome to the Funhouse chicky..
I guess it's too late to warn you about the Trolls
I had to do a double take at your pic/ava, you reminded me of someone i knew for a sec...
Enjoy the ride that is ATS, it's always a barrel of laughs here

Methinks many ATS members don't know about plenty of fish, a free dating site

Can I call you Ren?

Like from Ren and Stimpy.

Cookies?

COOKIES!

What about the cake?

I was promised it years ago and I still haven't had any...

Is the cake a lie?

Are you really a bearded,forty-year-old,300lb computer engineer?

Mwaaaah!Kidding!Welcome to ATS and don't mind Thunderpants.(S)He's jealous.

sup! tell us about your ufo abduction or past lifes, you know we just want to believe you

Well as it seems near everyone else posted here, might as well say welcome.

You should find a little bit of everything here to keep you entertained.

Just hello and that's all.
It's a statement.
3rd line.
4th line...

Welcome to ATS,

I first saw the title and expected to find a brainwashed "YOLO" individual, I was relieved when I read through your post. You seem intelligent but content is key around here, not looks or how fashionable you are.

And btw ignore all the dudes in here hitting on ya, they hardly get off their pc's! haha

Hi and welcome to the madhouse! It's great to have you join us. I'm not a cookie fan either, and didn't want you to feel alone.

I look forward to seeing you around the boards.
Take care,
Cindi

Welcome... You seem to have quite a following here it appears. Lets just hope your not a flash in the pan and can back up your cookies.

Good luck here and have fun.

One favor though. Please don't continue to facebookify ATS. It happens often and takes a little dignity each time a new member starts off thinking this is just your run of the mill social networking site.