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The Great Obama Experiment

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posted on Oct, 9 2012 @ 09:32 PM
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This is based on The Great Twinkie Experiment to which you can find here:

www.joke-archives.com...

All you have to do, is substitute Obama for the word Twinkie.

For example:




Exposure

A Twinkie was left on a window ledge for 4 days, during which time an inch and a half of rain fell. Many flies were observed crawling across the Twinkie's surface, but contrary to hypothesis, birds -- even pigeons -- avoided this potential source of substance. Despite the rain and prolonged exposure to the sun, the Twinkie retained its original color and form. When removed, the Twinkie was found to be substantially dehydrated. Cracked open, it was observed to have taken on the consistency of industrial foam insulation; the filling however, retained its advertised "creaminess"


Which then becomes:

Exposure
Obama was left on a window ledge for 4 days, during which time an inch and a half of rain fell. Many flies were observed crawling across Obama's surface, but contrary to hypothesis, birds -- even pigeons -- avoided this potential source of substance.

Despite the rain and prolonged exposure to the sun, Obama retained his original color and form. When removed, Obama was found to be substantially dehydrated. Cracked open, it was observed to have taken on the consistency of industrial foam insulation; the filling however, retained its advertised "creaminess"


So there you go.

Color me evil if you will.






 
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