Photo Caption Contest

With all the stress of the current election cycle, let's take a few moments of levity.

One line responses are fine here, but please, keep it clean and let's enjoy this thread without it being closed in under 2 min.

(Picture from the AP)



Rules: Simple. The caption that gets the most stars wins.


Also, you can enter more than once. One caption per comment, please.

reply to post by AnonymousCitizen

Took a gamble and I lost, oops I just sharted.

"Oh what a cute lil' lobbist in your back pocket"

"Look what I can do with a ping pong ball".

When the economy gets bad I will just pull dollars from my ass, see.

I wondered why some called him Obummer.

reply to post by AnonymousCitizen

"wow, these are bum implants, right ?"

"So that's where you put your hand to make the puppet talk!"

"8th grader Susie Smith was surprised at the answer to the age old question: boxers or briefs?
- Neither.

I can blow smoke rings too!

reply to post by AnonymousCitizen


She never saw anyone literally speak out from their butt ....until now.
Or simply, "It Speaks!".

A dire situation unfolded as Mitt Romney over reacted upon hearing that President Obama had "All but clenched the Youth vote".

Just a touch of grey hair looks very distinguished.

"My, oh my! What a big October surprise you have!"

reply to post by AnonymousCitizen


'Now they know for sure - I'm talking out of my Ass'

Can you see the Wealth Trickling Down For Our Future Generations?

edit: I see Fort had a similar one posted lol

I think we should do this Photo Contest often.

Rule should be that, only one should be active at a time, and it should last 2 days(from initial post) before naming a winner.

Oh! A dingle-"Barry!"

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