Hello , new member - and a "heads up" on Syria

Hello , i`m KillDaTelavisionsus , i`ve looked through some of the threads for a while now and i thought i`d better sign up for the "crackpot conspiracy website"

I`m a fan of Jsolli , a "truther" , a poet , a HEAVY smoker , and i like to read between the lines before throwing in my opinion so give me time to get into your threads .

A heads up on Syria , on a pretty serious note all hell is about to break loose , Sky News has sent the highly trained Alex Crawford into Syria , the reporter that assisted the "rebels" in the Libyan "uprising".

Anyways , hello

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Welcome to ATS. Contrary to viscous rumors...we're not cannibals.But, did you bring cookies...we do eat cookies.

I look forward to meeting you in the forums.....

Des

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Hi.

Welcome to ATS.

Please take everything I say in jest as I lack humour of any kind.

Originally posted by OccamAssassin
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Hi.

Welcome to ATS.

Please take everything I say in jest as I lack humour of any kind.

So if you lack humor how can you say anything in jest?

Welcome to ATS OP!

Originally posted by ManBehindTheMask

Originally posted by OccamAssassin
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Hi.

Welcome to ATS.

Please take everything I say in jest as I lack humour of any kind.

So if you lack humor how can you say anything in jest?

Welcome to ATS OP!

I think he was jesting

Originally posted by ManBehindTheMask

Originally posted by OccamAssassin
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Hi.

Welcome to ATS.

Please take everything I say in jest as I lack humour of any kind.

So if you lack humor how can you say anything in jest?

Welcome to ATS OP!

shhhh....don't scare away the newbie by implying we actually use logic here.....

Des

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So if you lack humor how can you say anything in jest?

Oh my, a paradox or maybe an oxymoron.

Welcome to the family, we excel in dysfunctional! Soon you will too

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Originally posted by Destinyone
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Welcome to ATS. Contrary to viscous rumors...we're not cannibals.But, did you bring cookies...we do eat cookies.

I look forward to meeting you in the forums.....

Des

Welcome aboard! Just keep in mind that there are folks who like to bait..so don't take the bait!!
Thanks for the info on Syria. Relative newbie mysely, so could you give a little more info on this reporter and his signifcance to the struggle, other than what you have already provided? Is it something like when Jim Cantore showed up here in the northeast just before Irene struck and my sis-in-law said "Now I know we're screwed - Jim is here"??

..oh, and chocolate...we like chocolate too!!

I don't smoke but that doesn't matter here. Welcome!

Welcome. Can I borrow 10 bucks? I owe my dealer since last week.