posted on Oct, 9 2012 @ 10:58 AM
Originally posted by KillDaTelavisionsus
reply to post by tovenar
With all due respect , are you retarded ?
You dont build shelters and settle down during a zed outbreak man , get a grip of yourself.
I'm sorry, I assumed this was a thread about survival during a time of crisis. Did I intrude on your masturbatory fantasy wherein the end of
civilization transforms you from a sexless geek into a macho hero, whose iron-thewed manliness will save the damsel in distress you plan to introduce
on page 5?
It all depends on which zombies you are phantasizing about. Are these the semi-intelligent zombies of Shawn of the Dead,
who are capable of
playing video games? Or were you imagining the virus-infected creatures of Zombie Survival Guide?
If they are unfeeling automatons, the zeds around the cabin will quickly injure their limbs on thorny underbrush. Within a day, the flies will begin
to make quick work of their supporating flesh. So unless you are fantasizing about the world of Day Z,
the area immediately around the cabin
will not be magically repopulated with zombies once the current ones starve or rot away.
And as long as you are downwind and far enough away, the zeds have no reason to wander off into the woods, where they have little enough chance of
finding human brains. They will be attracted to noise and movement, and to the wilderness itself, unless they plan to eat animal brains. Wouldn't a
pack of coyotes make pretty quick work of a wounded zombie, even before the flies.
Zombie apocalypse will be short lived---lasting only as long as it takes a body to putrefy.