You run into A Star Man (AKA Alien, ET) what do you do?

You won't need a universal language, they understand and adapt to all of ours and speak telepathically, and yes, humor is a bonus with them. They have more humor than most humans.

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Shoot it in the face, take pics of the dead body. Post them on ATS then sell the body to government scientist for a bajillion dollars.

Just joking, you just say hello and hope for the best. That's all you really could do.

Originally posted by dayve
First off i would not say "hello' If i had no weapon to defend myself, I would run......

Run when you dont know if they are friendly?

if you run try and be calm as you run better then

I would be looking the being into the eyes, reading each others mind

Originally posted by HiGilgamesh

Originally posted by ThinkingCap
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reply to post by TheLieWeLive

i am calm, its YOU who needs to take a deep breath and think not be so aggressive

No'pe. It's you who needs to realize he was using satire as a clever way to answer your question.
A sense of Humor is very important, especially when speaking with Aliens.

edit on 6-10-2012 by ThinkingCap because: (no reason given)

No mate the internet is full of crap from people like him

...and here you are, on the internet. Why so defensive? Have you meet an Alien or Star Man you would like to tell us about? Someone special perhaps?

Originally posted by billy197300
reply to post by HiGilgamesh

 

Shoot it in the face, take pics of the dead body. Post them on ATS then sell the body to government scientist for a bajillion dollars.

Just joking, you just say hello and hope for the best. That's all you really could do.

I can tell that is a joke eh eh

Originally posted by rambo1112
I would be looking the being into the eyes, reading each others mind

yes the eye's tell a lot

most Star men are psy

reply to post by TheLieWeLive


like i said in my 1st post to you, its typical

Originally posted by HiGilgamesh

Originally posted by ThinkingCap
reply to post by HiGilgamesh

 

reply to post by TheLieWeLive

i am calm, its YOU who needs to take a deep breath and think not be so aggressive

No'pe. It's you who needs to realize he was using satire as a clever way to answer your question.
A sense of Humor is very important, especially when speaking with Aliens.

edit on 6-10-2012 by ThinkingCap because: (no reason given)

No mate the internet is full of crap from people like him, have a look at any thread

they are trolls

edit on 6-10-2012 by HiGilgamesh because: (no reason given)

Such negative assumptions! And you think you are ready to speak to a Star Man?

I refuse to break this down any further!

Originally posted by Unity_99
You won't need a universal language, they understand and adapt to all of ours and speak telepathically, and yes, humor is a bonus with them. They have more humor than most humans.

Agreed

there is also a cosmic language many star men know and will teach

Originally posted by HiGilgamesh

Originally posted by dayve
First off i would not say "hello' If i had no weapon to defend myself, I would run......

Run when you dont know if they are friendly?

if you run try and be calm as you run better then

Lol i'd rather not take my chances... If i run and it follows me i know it has a problem and i'd know we are gonna fight. If it didn't chase me, i'd know its not gonna be hostile n probably go back and gander it.... Than maybe approach it

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no mate, have a look at ANY ATS thread to get what i am saying

he is a troll

I know what I would do if it was a hot lady alien, I would start up a little interplanetary culture exchange.
Basically show her the in and outs of being human, teach her all the facts of life, educate her on our animals like the birds and the bees. Maybe even put myself in a missionary position and get her screaming gods name.
It goes without saying I would be curious and would definately pump her for information.
I think meeting an alien would leave you feeling quite shagged

Good times for all

P.s I was talking about sex

Originally posted by HiGilgamesh
reply to post by TheLieWeLive

 

like i said in my 1st post to you, its typical

Way to deal with your post. I say something you don't agree with and now I'm a troll.

Maybe I need a thread that asks "You run into a HiGilgamesh (AKA no sense of humour) what do you do?

eh eh yes well there has been a lot of cosmic exchanges in the past, earth women can be just as attractive

some look like us some dont

the watchers mutinied for earth women

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LOL

just get lost

go and ah kill something, i know invade Iran

Originally posted by HiGilgamesh
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LOL

just get lost

go and ah kill something, i know invade Iran

Wow, really? Why stop at Iran? Where do you live?

reply to post by TheLieWeLive


get lost mate as i said the world and cosmic is watching usa degeneracy

i warn you i defend myself and i only give one warning

Originally posted by dayve

Originally posted by HiGilgamesh

Originally posted by dayve
First off i would not say "hello' If i had no weapon to defend myself, I would run......

Run when you dont know if they are friendly?

if you run try and be calm as you run better then

Lol i'd rather not take my chances... If i run and it follows me i know it has a problem and i'd know we are gonna fight. If it didn't chase me, i'd know its not gonna be hostile n probably go back and gander it.... Than maybe approach it

fair enough if its chasing you
there are predator species but they hunt other predators and it would not be seen
it would need to acknowledge you as a predator of distinction to be a threat

Originally posted by HiGilgamesh
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get lost mate as i said the world and cosmic is watching usa degeneracy

i warn you i defend myself and i only give one warning

Have a good day there mate.