Preppers everywhere are trading gold and ammo for bacon.
Fema just placed an order for 40 million cans.
Hogging is now illegal.
Feral pigs are now on the endangered species list right above spotted owls.
A Wendy's employee was arrested and beaten do death by a gang of angry......cops.....for selling a baconator sandwich.
Charllote's Web, Babe and TJ Hooker are all receiving new treatments and being re released in 3D. (the part of William Shatner being played by a
The CEO of Oscar Meyer is being scheduled for a war crimes tribunal.
Pet stores are out of pot bellied pigs.