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posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:44 PM
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"we need bacon bombardments on the left flank!!!
deploy emergency bacon chutes over controlled territory before we lose more ground!!"

"Sir, it's bacon command on the line, they want to know if the special bacon forces are en route"

"it's a slaughterhouse Corporal, you tell them we're frying out here!"


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posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:45 PM
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Hey now... Speak for yourselves Bacon lovers.


A world without bacon sounds like a good world for breakfast! Now....if they take one step toward the Hershey Company and my chocolate supply, it's WAR! A man has to have his limits....and a rabbit is no different!



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:48 PM
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Originally posted by _BoneZ_

Originally posted by rival
It's a good thing kittens don't taste like filet mignon I guess...

How do you know?




Lol, just kidding.



Now that I've just been given a bacon crave, I must go consume some.






I am not certain, but I think kittens taste like the thing in a pupu platter that is wrapped in foil. I got the word from a former employee of a Chinese restaurant.



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:48 PM
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What?


Im about to cook me some bacon and love every bite of it.

After I eat all the bacon I have I'm going to the store to stock up....

No way am I giving up bacon!



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:48 PM
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Aint gonna happen. Pork byproducts are integral to the war machine. For that reason, and that reason alone, bacon will continue to be pushed.


They saved bacon grease in WW2 to cook down for the nitrates for use in making propellants and explosives for ammunition. Which is not so bad, in cities in the south during the War Between the States people saved their night salts for the same purpose. The stale urine being very important for binding black powder. Read more: wiki.answers.com...


wiki.answers.com...



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:49 PM
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Originally posted by AnonymousCitizen
I've never been involved with a public protest before, but...

OCCUPY BACON!!!
Who's with me?



Count me in.
They can destroy the Bill of Rights.
They can trample the Constitution.
But they will NOT take my bacon. TO ARMS!!



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
Hey now... Speak for yourselves Bacon lovers.


A world without bacon sounds like a good world for breakfast! Now....if they take one step toward the Hershey Company and my chocolate supply, it's WAR! A man has to have his limits....and a rabbit is no different!

Ever try chocolate covered bacon?
It is pretty good stuff.
Well of course it is, it is filled with bacon!



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:50 PM
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The day they take bacon is the day I move to the homeland of my ancestors......

It will be beer and brats from then on!!!

Stress at work is a bigger threat to my health than bacon. What do you think the chances are they'll ban work??



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:52 PM
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Bacon is an intregal part of peoples lives too.

Bacon Cheeseburgers.
Bacon and eggs.
Bacon and pancakes
Bacon sandwich
Kevin Bacon

etc
etc
etc


Wait this is ATS....




posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by seabag
reply to post by neo96
 


The day they take bacon is the day I move to the homeland of my ancestors......

It will be beer and brats from then on!!!

Stress at work is a bigger threat to my health than bacon. What do you think the chances are they'll ban work??


Ha! No chance of that.... bacon will be gone before work.

Gotta be a good slave who is full, ya know?



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:52 PM
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ooops again
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posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
Hey now... Speak for yourselves Bacon lovers.


A world without bacon sounds like a good world for breakfast! Now....if they take one step toward the Hershey Company and my chocolate supply, it's WAR! A man has to have his limits....and a rabbit is no different!


Blasphemer. I have made the call to the bacon militias and BFE (bacon for everyone) You sir/ma'am are in serious doo-doo.



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:53 PM
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I personally hate bacon, but I do know that others love it. Either way, it aint goin' nowhere.



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:54 PM
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Damn them! Damn them to Hell!



I will not stand for this! What's next? Scotch?

Where does it end?

That's it. I'm going to raid the nearest pig farm and start hoarding.



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by captaintyinknots
reply to post by SLAYER69
 


I personally hate bacon, but I do know that others love it. Either way, it aint goin' nowhere.


Not even bacon bits???

What??

For real??



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:55 PM
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Originally posted by watchitburn

Damn them! Damn them to Hell!



I will not stand for this! What's next? Scotch?

Where does it end?

That's it. I'm going to raid the nearest pig farm and start hoarding.


Beer will be next....

Drink up...


Bacon and beer?



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:55 PM
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I can already see the headlines

America-left and right- united again thanks to Bacon.



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by captaintyinknots
I personally hate bacon,






posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:57 PM
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Originally posted by seabag
reply to post by neo96
 


The day they take bacon is the day I move to the homeland of my ancestors......

It will be beer and brats from then on!!!

Stress at work is a bigger threat to my health than bacon. What do you think the chances are they'll ban work??


If we get another 4 more good chance of banning work!!!



the baconators are coming,the baconators are coming to arm 1 if by land 2 if by sea!



posted on Oct, 5 2012 @ 05:59 PM
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Originally posted by MamaJ

Originally posted by captaintyinknots
reply to post by SLAYER69
 


I personally hate bacon, but I do know that others love it. Either way, it aint goin' nowhere.


Not even bacon bits???

What??

For real??


Yes for real. I dont like the flavor, and I certainly dont like the nutritional content.





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