posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 05:33 PM
Lol, Well if you saw my last post of the man who used his girlfriends dog as a club you will enjoy this one...
OK so husband supposedly becomes irate because his wife is making him live in a county where he is bored.
During the argument the husband drank 3 24oz Natty Daddys...(MMM malt liquor) The wife becoming bored with the argument made a sandwich then wen to
According to the arrest affidavit, Spurling followed his wife, pushed her onto the bed and assaulted her with the sandwich.
He held her down and shoved the sandwich in her face.
The Scottsbluff Star-Herald notes that while court documents don't detail the ingredients of the sandwich, a deputy "found several pieces of
lunchmeat on the carpet outside of the Spurling’s bedroom and some pieces of sandwich bread inside the bedroom."
He then proceeded to flee the scene of the crime and was found 10 ft away from his house face down.
Spurling's wife allegedly also got mayonnaise on her face and shirt, as well as in her hair.
What a drunken moron. Surprise this jackass wasn't in Florida and was actually in Nebraska. Just when I think assault can't be committed with any
stranger Items. He got 5 days in jail and the wife holds no hard feelings.
I'd be pissed if someone ruined my sandwich!