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Another Strange Weapon Used for Abuse.....A Sandwich

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posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 05:33 PM
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Lol, Well if you saw my last post of the man who used his girlfriends dog as a club you will enjoy this one...

OK so husband supposedly becomes irate because his wife is making him live in a county where he is bored.
During the argument the husband drank 3 24oz Natty Daddys...(MMM malt liquor) The wife becoming bored with the argument made a sandwich then wen to bed.



According to the arrest affidavit, Spurling followed his wife, pushed her onto the bed and assaulted her with the sandwich.


He held her down and shoved the sandwich in her face.


The Scottsbluff Star-Herald notes that while court documents don't detail the ingredients of the sandwich, a deputy "found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside of the Spurling’s bedroom and some pieces of sandwich bread inside the bedroom."


He then proceeded to flee the scene of the crime and was found 10 ft away from his house face down.



Spurling's wife allegedly also got mayonnaise on her face and shirt, as well as in her hair.




What a drunken moron. Surprise this jackass wasn't in Florida and was actually in Nebraska. Just when I think assault can't be committed with any stranger Items. He got 5 days in jail and the wife holds no hard feelings.
I'd be pissed if someone ruined my sandwich!

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posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 05:38 PM
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That poor sandwich! That scoundrel should rot for a MONTH!
edit on 4-10-2012 by Hushabye because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 05:46 PM
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I agree 5 days is short...for abuse, but they only cited him for drunk and disorderly conduct.



posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 05:51 PM
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She made a sammich and it wasn't for him. Sentenced to 30 days in the kitchen.



posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 06:25 PM
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I call for an outright ban on sammiches.



posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 06:27 PM
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Oh come on, the guy was only helping her to eat the sandwich.

To be honest, I think if I'd been the cop called out for this I'd have demanded a sandwich for myself and told them to grow up.



posted on Oct, 4 2012 @ 06:27 PM
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But what about those companies that say they make healthy sandwiches? Imagine the profits that will be lost in those 1000 calorie sandwiches.



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