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Bird found on Mars - Rover pulling back!

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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:26 AM
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Yep, you heard it they found a bird on Mars.
Its just breaking now.
Scientists are unsure if its a bird, as it appears flightless.



but rumors are that once the rover approached the bird, it broke out into a strange war dance screaming alien words like



'' kammate kammate kiaora ''

leading scientists say it resembles a DODO, but has more brains!.

www.stuff.co.nz...

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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:28 AM
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That looks like a rock...



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:31 AM
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Originally posted by Troollnaath
That looks like a rock...


I can assure you, it's an alien Kiwi bird..



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:32 AM
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Great..Rover just killed big bird..



Remember, nobody ever told us how to get to Sesame street..
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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:32 AM
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This kind stuff happens when you send a robot to do a mans job.
And in the past when men could not handle it, women would do it,
and make fools of men and machines.
The first foot print on mars will be a woman,
heck she may even be able to give birth on the way.
They are known to do things that men and robots can't.



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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:33 AM
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Rock and shadow.Is this joke?



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:33 AM
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Cute story....unfortunately, this quote from your link, gives it away....

"The picture shows a shadow cast by a martian rock that looks like the very distinctive native New Zealand bird."


Shadow from rock......wish it were a bird....


Des



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:33 AM
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reply to post by Troollnaath
 


Looks like an alien kiwi bird to me.
Looks like its mating season there.
Mating seasons of the martian kiwi
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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:35 AM
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Are you sure they didn't say "turd"? Because that's what it looks like.



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:36 AM
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It looks to me like an elephant looking at me.

Anyway... I see what's being done here! Very clever!



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:45 AM
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Excuse me, but I must take exception, OP. I have it upon excellent authority that Martian birds look like this:



Your picture must be some other kind of animal....



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:45 AM
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something tells me you're a bitter sexist.



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 12:46 AM
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Originally posted by MrUncreated
Are you sure they didn't say "turd"? Because that's what it looks like.


Hey alien droppings would still be arguably the greatest scientific discovery in human history



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 01:00 AM
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It's very clearly a rock.



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 01:05 AM
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aw crap,
yeah that's a pretty close photo.
Funny just when we thought the world was safe, we're reminded of the things we learnt as children are real!

I for one welcome I knew universal martian leaders. If they need a top IT PRO that speaks Earth and is a quick learner i have great references.



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 01:07 AM
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I dont even know if these type of threads are a joke or not anymore..........

really?

bird war dance.......

This is the last one I click on......I mean it.

What a waste of several seconds.

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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 02:23 AM
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Hey.. It is nice catch.. but that doesn't look like a Alien Bird.. Look at the below picture..



Accidently I have found the below Thread which is fun. Actually the OP thinks that Flu has been caused by some Aliens Bird Race.

ATS



posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 02:37 AM
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OP must have an abundance of free time.

"hee hee hee, yeah this will be soooo funny if I post this"

Is that how it works?

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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 02:41 AM
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Yeah!


Sorry if anyone took it serious, i mean c'mon.. its clearly a rock!

some people should lighten up!


edit Light warrior, wheres your sense of humour bro!

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posted on Oct, 2 2012 @ 02:57 AM
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To be fair mate, if you hadn't of posted it as a joke, someone here WOULD have posted it as a serious thread.









 
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