The Rise of Beezzer the First, King of Carrots [OWWC]

Originally posted by Domo1

I'm going to post this bombshell to remind you all not to vote for this morally bankrupt carrot snatcher.

It was college. I needed the money.

So is Beezzers first job in office to outlaw rabbit hunting? congressmen in both parties hunt, might not be to safe around the white-house during rabbit season..

"Sir, He's a rabbit. Apparently, he's been active on an Internet web site AboveTopSecret.com for quite some time, and has recruited a legion a faithful followers. This is not a joke Sir. You've been ousted for a rabbit."

The awkward moment when you crack up laughing for apparently no reason and everyone in your house thinks you're insane....
Then you have to read the whole story out loud for it to make sense....

S&F, brilliant work, and cheers for bringing a smile to an old man's bad day.

reply to post by 74Templar


I'm glad that you got a good laugh from the story Templar. I was laughing outloud myself as I wrote it.

Originally posted by rickymouse
So is Beezzers first job in office to outlaw rabbit hunting? congressmen in both parties hunt, might not be to safe around the white-house during rabbit season..

Naaaa...His Royal Fluffiness has his own Secret Service on staff. He's ordered the building of underground hutches to house them in the WH rose garden....



Des

reply to post by beezzer


With the poor choices that we have this election year,I am
tempted to write in Beezzer on the ballot.

reply to post by Destinyone


So that's what they were building this summer at the whitehouse. I thought it was a bomb shelter but it was an underground bunny house How did they know that a bunny was going to be president. If the whitehouse staff gets hungry they can eat rabbit next spring.I bet Beezzer can get a thousand votes if thoe who are here were to write in his name......Well, maybe he will get one anyway if he votes himself.

There we go, everyone vote for themselves this year.

All praise the bunny, let his fluffyness be true.

Don't forget where he got his power!

BEYOND EXCELLENT!!

Just found this story, funny as hell!!!!