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People of Earth! You are using our toilets wrong!!!

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posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:10 PM
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People of earth! You are sitting on your toilet backwards!! Yes, The tank is where you put your book! If you face the tank you don't have to see the mess! The handle is conveniently located to push on your left! Do your business and push the handle! Pick up your book and done!
Just kidding, thought i would throw a little brevity in the works. If you think about it it does make sense though. I saw this on some TV show where a kid used it that way and created an uproar. The ghost of the inventor showed up and clarified that indeed the kid was correct and the rest of the planet had it all wrong.



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:15 PM
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It's called "Southpark"

And you are talking about butters..

was a funny episode.. As most are.

The gray area.. Too bad they don't have the brown area. This topic would fit right in



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:17 PM
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you either have to be a girl, or have a really small penis for be able to do that.



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:19 PM
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Ah well we modified it wrong?



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:20 PM
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Originally posted by n00bUK
you either have to be a girl, or have a really small penis for be able to do that.



You can tuck in in, down...

If you're pissin with a boner you're definitely doing it wrong..

And what kind of man pees sitting down anyway?


edit on 9/29/2012 by Dustytoad because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:22 PM
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Originally posted by n00bUK
you either have to be a girl, or have a really small penis for be able to do that.



Are you saying you've tried?


Just teasing.... But yeah...OP, that show you are thinking of is South Park.



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:24 PM
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I think you may be on to something ?? Think of all the new gadgets we can come up with for the new book rest !! On a serious note , did you ever stop to think at how ridiculous and wasteful going to the toilet really is ! All the water that's wasted , the sewage that has to be treated , trees wasted the list goes on ! I'm building a small cabin next year and I've found numerous youtube videos on composting toilets , they even use them in city environments ! That's the way I'm going !!



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:36 PM
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If you're building your own you may as well go all out. right?

I vote Arm rests. Think about it.



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:39 PM
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Wait what? How do you take a dumb doing that? wont it land on the floor? forgive my vulgarness.

Very confusing to me



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:40 PM
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You have to take of your pants completely to sit on the toilet backwards.......
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posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:42 PM
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Did you really join ATS to comment in this thread ROFL?



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:43 PM
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Personally i prefer to crap outside in the woods! just dig a hole and cover it up after done!.

This way you could always see a different landscape while doing your business.



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:44 PM
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Oh my God that is the funniest things all day... I almost pissed myself.

Oh...


Holy.. Wow...

Thank You.



"You have to take of your pants to sit on the toilet backwards......."

That's part of the episode, and I forget why, but they make that into a good thing too. Silly cartoons...

geez I'm still laughing.
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posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:46 PM
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Are you a bear?



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:47 PM
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Does every poster register for the purpose of his first post?



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:49 PM
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Don't think about it too much because it makes too much sense and will drive you nuts!



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:50 PM
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I roar like one



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 02:51 PM
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OMG! I should have titled this : People of Earth your day of Enlightenment is here!



posted on Sep, 29 2012 @ 03:05 PM
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Originally posted by jimmiec
OMG! I should have titled this : People of Earth your day of Enlightenment is here!


Want a lil more Enlightenment? Here ya go, all the science, hard facts, funny stories and techniques you can have on This subject: www.poopreport.com...




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