I was just visited by a glowing orb! There was no sound but this message was put in my head. So here it is.
People of Earth! Before we left your planet we gave Thomas Crapper the blueprint for a device that would make your population healthy and
intelligent!! The toilet! Well,were back and you blew it! Your using it backwards!!!
The top of the toilet tank is a place to put your book! Yes, the plan would have made the entire population of earth intelligent since everyone must
use it 2-4 times a day! The way it is designed i can not see how you got it wrong!
You sit and read, do your business and push the handle conveniently located on the left. This way you never have to see that nasty mess and you get
more intelligent everyday! How could you miss it? Ick. How can you look at that mess!
Anyway, Turn around and read! We will be back in 100 years to Enlighten you since you totally blew it.
PS, Elvis says hello
edit on 30-9-2012 by jimmiec because: (no reason given)