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Originally posted by Shadoefax
If three astronauts are in a canoe flying over the Gobi desert and they crash, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
If a chicken-and-a-half laid an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a one-legged grasshopper to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
(Note: I already know the answers, just want to see if you do also.)