Were Midgets Asronauts ...sent to the moon after Apollo missions?

I think they are still collecting samples

WT..flip... come on.Are some people on this site for real.Get a grip please ...!!!!

Originally posted by VoidHawk
No disrespect to the smaller people but I have to say I cant remember the last time I saw one. Maybe he's right, maybr they've all been sent on space missions

There was a stripper in Pittsburgh a few weeks ago at Blush......Bridget the Midget, she is 2 foot 8 or something like that......

They didn't all just up and leave, or at least the hot ones are still around.....

The plot for Willow 2?

Could the midgets really have all been women
Could they have all really be Muslims
Could the craft actually have been captured alien vessels
Could the moon be made of cheese
Could we have some sanity on ATS

The last question is the least likely

Doesn't sound like a particularly bad idea.
I'm not too knowledgeable on "small people" physiology, but I've always heard they have issues with their back. I'm sure it would be better for them to be in a low gravity environment where they don't have to do much walking/supporting their weight.
Not bad...

Move over, blocula! We have another member who knows how to start an entertaining thread! Star and flag for sheer audacity!

reply to post by Dr Expired


Lunar Lilliputians!!!!

Ah.....Thanks for giving me the excuse to say those two words together!

reply to post by MeesterB


Steven Hawking the Astrophysicist and proponent of moving off planet Earth said he was pretty sore after his zero gravity test flights. Hawking is the type that would dream up a low power stealth Quasar device to numb back pain so we need to keep things in perspective.

eheh i just assumed that the shuttle needs to be a certain size to accommodate all the tech, and so that means there is a certain size to the whole thing that is just more comfortable to use for a regular sized adult

reply to post by denver22


thats one small step for man.....and one tiny footprint by mankind

That's probably why they seem pretty disgruntled all the time. Not used to all this damn gravity here on Earth. Slows em down.
(Disclosure: I don't personally know any little people. They could be quite joyous for all I know. Or perhaps even have a wide variety of personality types. Similar to the inferior tall species they share the planet- but not the moon- with.)

Well that is a good theory but i have to say that sounds like a crappy Disney movie.......

thanks for giving em' the idea for that piece lol

but seriously man thats too outside the box for me