What I would do hhmmmmm
First I would take a holiday
Then see how much money I can earn for speaking after I leave office.
and then have all my rivals slandered and humiliated in the media.
and then take the fed and give them all a raise.
and then take whats left of the budget and give it to special interest groups and well-fair or other social programs.
and then go on vacation
and then go on a daily talk show and dance to show Im a hip and new cat.
and then talk to all the foreign leaders of the world to tell them "you win"
Play some pool (I dont do golf thats for old farts Im a hip and new cat)
Throw one hell of a party, and invite all my closest buddy's, buch.jr, slick willy ( for the hoes) Cha Cha Cheney (when he throws down he throws
down) Condie (for the kicks) all the house rep, and congrass so we can get down like in the greeks days if you know what I mean
and Hillary so she
can clean the port-a-jons when we are done.
Then go on vacation with the secrete service "wheels up rings off" I love a good catch phrase.
Hide all the evidence and get the MSM to go along or get kicked off air, its a dictator thing
Have a affair and a love child.
Run for United Arab States why not every on else thinks Im a Muslim.
Invite the UN to a round of "catch the home grown"
Sell as much US main land as I can to North Korea, Why you ask? I say why not if they have the doe.
Then when Im assassinated I want to buried naked with my butt facing up, you know the rest.
Hey I can dream cant I