posted on Sep, 20 2012 @ 05:36 PM
Because I'm absolutely livid when I hear a certain phrase.
I will never trust anyone who always says "It's a pleasure to meat you".
Every time I hear this phrase I get a vision in my head of my head going through a meat grinder and coming out hamburger.
It's not a pleasant thought when you know, just know, the person you just ran into for the first time, is going to meat you up.
I always want to go in and lock everything up and load up my shotgun to prepare for their attack.
But somehow it never comes.
So am I paranoid in thinking that they want to meat me? I AM NOT HAMBURGER! I AM A HUMAN BEING!
Sigh. This is also why I don't like meat up either. People just want to get together with their meat ups.
WHO'LL BE LEFT STANDING?!?!?
I guarantee you, I will be prepared for this. I my upon my person many different hidden weapons and my shirt is bullet resistant. I have my pepper
spray bottle that is actually a miniature hand rnade loaded with explosives that people won't think to look twice.
If you plan on meating me, I will be prepared for you!
So, you don't want to meat me.
Or maybe I'm just being paranoid.
But I just can't help. Because I know there are secret cannibalistic cults in America and they are responsible for lots of disappearances across
America that haven't ever been solved.
So really, why is this paranoia when there is a real reason to be concern?
And they think that some people can't tell that the phrase "A Pleasure to meat you" is not a secret code of theirs used to identify themselves and
to mark their victims?
Someday, somehow, I will be proven right in this. I can just feel it vibrating deep within my bones.
A pleasure to meat you. SCREW THAT, MAN!