What's in heaven (or paradise) for women specifically?

Originally posted by Ryanssuperman
Nothing. It doesn't exist.

Is that an official Ron Paul statement?

Originally posted by denver22

Originally posted by rtyfx
reply to post by 1PLA1

 

Hey, I just thought of something. Those suicide bombers blow off their johnsons, so they end up in heaven with 72 virgins and no plumbing.

Suicide bomber says what's happened to me plumbing ladies
... ladies say it's allright you Mustapha leek

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Why either of you would make fun of someones death is beyond me. Disgusting.

Originally posted by adjensen

Originally posted by Ryanssuperman
Nothing. It doesn't exist.

Is that an official Ron Paul statement?

lol I'm pretty sure Mr Paul believe's in the afterlife actually (or claims to). So no ... it's not It's just logic!

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Anyone who reads this thread after you've changed your .signature will think the two of us insane, but that's okay

From a Biblical view point........

There are no women in heaven, just spirits that inhabited a body. There are no sons and daughters in heaven, just sons. They are spirits sent to earth outside of our time domain and return to make account of themselves. It's all there quite plain in the Bible, it's not mystical or unusual if you can get past the "our dimension is all that matters' rubbish. On earth their are sons and daughters as referred to in the Bible, but in heaven only sons, like we think of males, just the name 'sons' as called by God.

From God we came ad to God we return the Bible says.

I have no idea of what Muslims or anyone else sees it, I would be interested to see what they say.

We are a dot in time. Our reality is a tiny reality in the scope of infinity where God and spirits exist. To try to explain God inside our time and space and with our puny understanding is ludicrous.

Heaven is sectioned. One section is just for Aussies and their visitors.

All the Sheilas will be on one side having a talk fest with wine casks hidden under the flora.

All the guys on the other side with slabs of beer hidden in the fauna. (Kangaroo pouches are great for hiding booze)

In between on the beaches will be couples doing what couples do when St. Peter isn't around.

Yea, I know, we will all get kicked out into hell, but hey, we will be with our mates then and we are used to the heat!

P

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a kitchen thats always clean, perfect hair that does it self, and eyes that dont get black......lol just joking of course i have two girls of my own and they are the best people i ever met, i just love sexist jokes.

Unfortunately, instead of being specific (as it is in the case of men), the Quran is silent on the particular rewards awaiting women.

However, I did find this on an Islamic blog:

Although the Qur'an mentions hur al-ain for men, or "wide-eyed virgins," this does not necessarily preclude the existence of handsome male companions for female believers.

"What's in heaven (or paradise) for women specifically?"

Answer 12" penises on all the Angels! LoL

On a more serious note i dont think gender applies outside of this dimension, positive and negative bias yes but not man and woman.

Originally posted by benrl

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
reply to post by benrl

 

Please, I implore you to provide this Biblical support. I've never seen anything that says angels are sexless. I've seen the opposite, that the Bene haElohiym (sons of God) took for themselves wives and fathered Nephillim. (Genesis 6)

Well, maybe not sexless, but show me a female angel in the bible.

THey are definitely masculine.

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You realize absence of evidence is not evidence of absence correct?

reply to post by jhill76


The 24 elders are the church. 24 is the Biblical number for the church, they are "kings and priests", and they sing the song of the redeemed. Christ never incarnated as an angel and shed His blood to redeem angels who sinned.

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
reply to post by jhill76

 

The 24 elders are the church. 24 is the Biblical number for the church, they are "kings and priests", and they sing the song of the redeemed. Christ never incarnated as an angel and shed His blood to redeem angels who sinned.

We get into this back and forth all the time. Brother coming down here for his task, has nothing to do with the elders being who they are. John was just viewing what was going on above, and he wrote what he saw. He did not ask specifically what are they, and what is there task above.

The 24 elders are the 24 archangels who have a specific task. You can verify this with anyone who comes from above.

Also, what Brother did for man and what he would do for angels, are very different. That process would not even be written down here, because it has no bearing on mans life down here.

*The biggest error in that text was that the 24 elders sing, they do not sing at all.

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"Christ never incarnated as an angel and shed His blood to redeem angels who sinned."

Why? Are Angels not one of Gods creations also?

Originally posted by andy06shake
reply to post by NOTurTypical

 

"Christ never incarnated as an angel and shed His blood to redeem angels who sinned."

Why? Are Angels not one of Gods creations also?

Yes. But fallen angels cannot be redeemed. Let's try another approach, can you tell me where He incarnated as an angel and died for their sins. Where the angels would be singing the song of the redeemed about being washed in His blood? Truth is, Christ incarnated as a man to redeem sinful men. Fallen angels have no chance for redemption.

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Fallen angels have no chance for redemption.

This is true in a sense. They can never be redeemed like man is, but, many have went away from Satan, because they "learned" it was not what it was cut out to be (only a few have done this). What happens to them, is very much different. They will never be allowed back above again, though.

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John didn't specify, but their identity can easily be determined by several things. The number 24, which is the Biblical number for the church. They are "kings and priests", only 3 people are kings and priests in the Bible, Melchizedek, Jesus Christ, and the body of Christ. And most telling is they are singing the "song of the redeemed" about being washed in His blood. Christ never incarnated as an angel to shed His blood in redemption for them. It's obvious who they are, the redeemed church of Yahshua ha'Moshiyach.

Originally posted by jhill76
reply to post by NOTurTypical

 

Fallen angels have no chance for redemption.

This is true in a sense. They can never be redeemed like man is, but, many have went away from Satan, because they "learned" it was not what it was cut out to be (only a few have done this). What happens to them, is very much different. They will never be allowed back above again, though.

Correct, so there is no way they will be seated on thrones around the throne of God, casting their crowns down singing the song of the redeemed. The 24 elders are symbolic of the church.

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And most telling is they are singing the "song of the redeemed" about being washed in His blood.

This is an error. The others around the throne were singing, but the elders were not at the time. So many gathered at once, it was hard for him to decipher which ones were actually singing. As the elders stand at full attention all of the time, they do not engage in praise and worship as the others are required to do.

This can be confirmed via Father, just ask of him.

Originally posted by NOTurTypical

Originally posted by jhill76
reply to post by NOTurTypical

 

Fallen angels have no chance for redemption.

This is true in a sense. They can never be redeemed like man is, but, many have went away from Satan, because they "learned" it was not what it was cut out to be (only a few have done this). What happens to them, is very much different. They will never be allowed back above again, though.

Correct, so there is no way they will be seated on thrones around the throne of God, casting their crowns down singing the song of the redeemed. The 24 elders are symbolic of the church.

I am speaking of the fallen ones who sided with Satan at the great fall. The archangels are different from the fallen. They always remained pure.

Originally posted by jhill76
reply to post by NOTurTypical

 

And most telling is they are singing the "song of the redeemed" about being washed in His blood.

This is an error. The others around the throne were singing, but the elders were not at the time. So many gathered at once, it was hard for him to decipher which ones were actually singing. As the elders stand at full attention all of the time, they do not engage in praise and worship as the others are required to do.

This can be confirmed via Father, just ask of him.

You need to re-read it, they cast their crowns down in worship, and they sing the song of the redeemed. No offense, but you're completely wrong.