posted on Sep, 21 2012 @ 05:12 PM
I find this thread comical, since I am a master manipulator. One hour ago, I manipulated a guy into handing me seventeen thousand dollars, in
exchange for a piece of paper. I do it every day.
I sell timeshares. Don't tell my mom, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse.
Doing this for eight years, I have learned a staggering amount of manipulation techniques. Any sales process relies on manipulation. Even food, you
NEED food, but you can be manipulated into choosing one food over another. I have studied up on every sales technique I could find, as well as tons
of neuro-linguistic programming techniques, propaganda techniques, and even police interrogation techniques.
One thing I have been shocked to discover, is the amount that most people are lying. This is where the police interrogation techniques come in.
Selling timeshares is generally considered a couple of notches below a used car salesman in terms of honesty and integrity. Supposedly WE are lying.
What I was shocked to find is how much the clients are lying, to me, to each other, and to themselves.
We give people free stuff to come listen to our pitch. Everybody comes for the free stuff, we know it. Some people are just there for the free
stuff, and have less than no interest in what we are selling. We call these the "strokers". We try to weed these people out in the beginning, no
free stuff. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen them with my own eyes many times. These people will go on vacation for a week, and they will go
on these sales presentations every day, just for the free stuff. I want to ask them, "Aren't you paying about five hundred bucks a day to be on
this vacation? Yet you are spending the whole vacation being on these stupid sales pitches?" They would answer, "Yeah, but I get a hundred bucks
and a bottle of tequila".
I figure if you stayed home, you would be four hundred bucks ahead of the game, but whatever. The funny part is, here's some guy who does this
every time he goes on vacation. So he gets in five or ten of these pitches per year. He figures he's done it so many times he's got it all figured
out, and he's gonna pull the wool over my eyes. He will pretend he is so interested, and going to buy it, and then just come up with some retarded
excuse at the end why not.
Of course, I have done this literally THOUSANDS of times, and I practice it every day. I sit around and drink beers with other timeshare sleazeballs
after work and we rehash how we could have "closed that stroker". At night I read books about how to &^%$ with people's minds. You AIN'T gonna
fool me, bucko. I see right through your weak lies. And I will twist your brain around so bad that you will be giving me your money and thanking me
And if not, and you think you will just sit through ninety minutes of bla bla and then collect your hundred bucks and tickets to swim with the
dolphins or whatever, think again. If I think you're gonna buy it, I will keep whaling on you for as long as it takes to get your money. And if I
think you are stroking me, well, hell, I've got nothing better to do. I live here, I can go to the beach any time. I will keep you in the sales
room throwing every type of psychological manipulation at you that I can think of until it gets dark outside. If you're not gonna buy it, I might as
well get some practice in, and ruin your day as well, cause you sure are wasting my time. By the time I'm done, you will have to tell me you are
retarded and you hate your wife, or give me your wallet. Oh, and you ain't gettin laid on the rest of this trip, buddy. I have gotten guys to put
their wallet on the table. Then I get the wife to take off her wedding ring and put it next to the wallet. Then I just stare at the dude. Oh, he
better be OPENING that wallet with a QUICKNESS.
The worst are ministers, priests, etc. The more sanctimonious the prick is, the more he is LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH. It's unbelievable. I've had
christian missionaries telling me outrageous lies all day long. The easiest way for them to defeat me is to tell me the truth, and say, "No, I
DON'T WANT IT". I have no way to overcome that. Of course, no one EVER does that.
I don't know why I'm going on like this. I am the master manipulator. I will manipulate you into whatever I want. Most people are fully
manipulated by the media, they are so far inside the matrix they can't even see the sky anymore. I will use this to my advantage.
Everyone is motivated by Greed and Fear. Hope for gain, fear of loss. This is how I manipulate you. If you don't do what I want, you will miss out
in some way. If you do, you will gain some perceived benefit to yourself. That's the way the game works. They do it to all of you ALL DAY LONG.
It's known as advertising and marketing. For example, how many of you do NOT have a "smartphone"?
But that was your own idea, right? It's the COOLEST THING EVER. Ha.