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Song lyrics

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posted on Oct, 15 2004 @ 03:28 PM
Ok post your funniest lyrics here (without breaching copyright) or your favorite lyrics but just an extrack from them. Ill start. Can we exclude Eminem from this post people.

Wake up the house is on firer and the cats got in the dryer philiosoohys a lier when your home is your head stone- Deadbeat holiday Greenday funny lyrics

I hate to say it but i told you so. So shut your mouth before i shoot you down ol' boy- St. Jimmy Greenday great lyrics

Will the mods delete this?

posted on Oct, 15 2004 @ 03:33 PM
Hobophobic by NOFX....

Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH
Scared of bums
Not just because they stink bad
Not just because they're crackers
From drinking too much lysol
Let them be

Just don't get #in' near me
Scared of bums AH AH
Infested with microscopic bugs
Endocrine systematic Doo Doo
Why don't they get a job

posted on Nov, 4 2004 @ 10:12 AM
anything by goldie lookin chain is hilarious.
their welsh accents is also a bonus.
listen to 'the maggot', 'your mothers got a penis', 'soap bar', 'self suicide' or 'half man, half machine' for starters

from the maggot - "did a wheelie on a penny farthing, big wheel up, big wheel up"

not the funniest, but its stuck in my head.

get some songs off there. YOU KNOWS IT!!

ps, play the game on there. great fun!

posted on Nov, 4 2004 @ 10:20 AM
Yeah, GLC have got some cracking lyrics - pure musical comedy. Safe as f*ck!
I'd advise everyone to have a listen to the GLC, its the perfect antidote to serious music overdosage.

posted on Nov, 4 2004 @ 03:16 PM
I find that for every minute i listen to them i drop an IQ point!

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