Computers Virus Names in the Political Arena!

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posted on Oct, 15 2004 @ 02:55 PM
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1. The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

2. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes ittle purple hearts to appear on screen.

3. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

4. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

5. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

6. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

7. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

8. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.

9. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

10. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.

11. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

12. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

13. The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

14. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your har! d drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.




posted on Oct, 15 2004 @ 04:01 PM
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Now this one is a keeper. Man ... they really got creative with this one. Thanks for sharing.




posted on Oct, 28 2004 @ 12:25 PM
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15. The Hillary Clinton Virus - Takes control of your hard drive via other viruses, leaves, then returns eight years later to finish the job.





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