President Obama: "Damnit, Forrest, You're a war hero, that's why I put you in the Secret Service. But, did you really have to drink 15 Doctor Peppers before the speech just because they're free?"

Forrest Gump: "Mister President, I had to pee."

AGENT VENTURA WHEN NATURE CALLS..

Oh wow! How often can anyone get away with that? It does really look like he was taking a pee in full view of everyone.

Oh come on. This picture gives no indication that he is peeing. All this picture shows is that he could have been. But just because someone is standing facing away from everyone doesn't mean they are peeing. I don't think there is any way any secret service agent would be that stupid. He knows all those people could see him, guaranteed.

He was just watching the wood-line, like someone in the secret service should be. That guy knows that sasquatch is out there, and that is why he is focusing so intently on the woods, to be honest. I didn't want to say anything, lol.

Originally posted by denver22
AGENT VENTURA WHEN NATURE CALLS..

Hahahahaha

There's a real 'threat' in my pants!

I think that agent was so moved by obamas speech ..he decided to turn on the waterworks..

I tell you what, when that agent gets sacked he wont have a pot to p!ss in

That agent looks like hes really p!ssed....and i don't mean unhappy either.

Damn good thing there are never any cameras on the golf courses I frequent. Expecially after a few ice cold beers!!

Originally posted by restless genius
lool this is funny.

He could of at least gone in a bush lol

Plenty of foliage around

You forget to consider his health. He is prob old and out of shape and his brother-in-law got him that job.. like any other government job.

Moral of the story:

In whatever mission critical and situation, you still have to pee and that override everything.

At least thats what we can expect from SS.

Originally posted by denver22
I think that agent was so moved by obamas speech ..he decided to turn on the waterworks..

edit on 20-9-2012 by denver22 because: (no reason given)

Maybe he wasn't peeing...maybe he was so moved by Obama he was doing some "other relieving" of pressure

That's funny that you should post that, because while I was in the Navy, we used to watch the Helo's Flir alot in SONAR control to look out for snorkels from submarines, one time the Helo was on the way back and they got a good shot of the aft lookout pissing off of the fantail. Hilarity ensued and said lookout had to go see the Old Man.