posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 04:20 PM
(Warning this post is satire don't take it seriously)
I knew it all along Obama really is trying to destroy Jesus! warning some NSFW language and descriptions
With the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his
party’s national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in attendance to help him “destroy Jesus and usher in a new
age of liberal darkness that shall reign o’er the earth for a thousand years.”
The thunderous 45-minute address—during which the president argued for a second term so that he could “finally kill Jesus once and for all,
as well as all those who worship him”—was well received by the frenzied, wild-eyed audience, whose piercing chants of “Four more years!” and
“Slaughter the believers!” echoed throughout the Time Warner Cable Arena.
My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our
nation!” Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance.
“Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to
scorch the earth with boundless amorality.”
The article also says that he is planning on having forced sodomy on every man woman and child in America scary stuff man! And you know its true
because the onion said so right?