Where in the world was Xi Jinping?

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posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 10:28 PM
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China's next designated leader reemerged over the weekend following a mysterious absence with no official explanation for his recent whereabouts. I've heard "heart problem" and "bad back." Maybe he was in Vegas? Please post your theory.



Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping’s emergence from a two-week absence without any official explanation highlights the uncertainty caused by the opaque way in which the world’s second-biggest economy changes leaders.


The news story: Xi Jinping's reemergence




posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 10:30 PM
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They needed time for the scars to heal on the body double


Just kidding.. lol. Who knows. Maybe the guy had a family emergency or something.



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 10:31 PM
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Better question: Who in the hell is Xi Jinping?

I’m going to reread the OP!



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 10:37 PM
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They couldn't very well run the clone out on front of the masses before ironing out all the bugs...You wouldn't want his face melting off during his first press conference...I guessing full blown brain and spinal cord transplant a la Robocop 2



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 10:53 PM
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he was on holiday... dropped by for tea and to discuss the writings of lao tzu if you really must know where he was... also played a game of go while he was visiting ...



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 11:42 PM
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Originally posted by graceunderpressure

Where in the world was Xi Jinping?


‘Missing’ Xi Jinping found alive after 96-hour Internet session


Chinese president-in-waiting Xi Jinping has been rushed to a hotpot restaurant, after being found just barely alive following a five-day gaming bender.

The man tipped to become the second most powerful in the world in October had not been seen in public since sitting down last Wednesday to “type a few emails.”

After opening up several tabs and clicking on links, a distracted Xi was soon embroiled in a protracted flame war with an anonymous Japanese forum user who was clearly in the wrong.

That would have been that, say aides, had Xi not then become obsessed with the idea of playing epic role -playing game Skyrim to 100 percent completion before the start of the 18th Party Congress in mid-October.

“Just a few more hours,” Xi allegedly promised aides, before passing out in an internet café while attempting to return the Thieves’ Guild to its former glory, after a 96-hour online session fueled only by ice tea and noodle flavoring sachets.

Witnesses say it was several hours before staff realized the vice-president was comatose.

The incident recalls the glory days of Mao Zedong, when the Great Helmsman would often disappear for months on end, indulging his passion for sleeping, nut-scratching and young PLA dancing troupes.

Xi is expected to return to work and carry on as if nothing had happened this Friday.



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 12:27 AM
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Look up the story on the trade deal just signed between China and Japan. Historical would be an understatement.

The Japan-Chinese protests are a cover for what is really going on in Asia. Japan and China are now 1.



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 10:57 AM
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Originally posted by ollncasino
Missing’ Xi Jinping found alive after 96-hour Internet session


You guys are seriously funny. I knew you'd have some great answers but this one takes the cake.



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 11:01 AM
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Originally posted by Pervius
Look up the story on the trade deal just signed between China and Japan. Historical would be an understatement.

The Japan-Chinese protests are a cover for what is really going on in Asia. Japan and China are now 1.


I looked it up. It's huge! But, now the deal appears to be threatened by the land dispute. Do you think that China is leveraging the trade agreement to get its hands on the islands?

China-Japan Dispute Over Islands Risks $340 Billion Trade



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 11:06 AM
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Getting briefed on top secret intelligence EA*RTH & COSMIC related



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 11:13 AM
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Xi Jinping and Shinichi Nishimiya are the same person and only one could live...while the Cosmos worked out the solution each man was away doing a bucket list.

when the Japanese Ambassador collapsed and died Xi goes back to work.

and there you have it...he was at the Cross; two men entered one man left.



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 09:48 PM
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Ha, that is a good one..How bout' them crazy fools that really do that and end up dieing?..I love my xbox, but the most i've ever spent playing that is maybe 10-12 hours..Damn Elder Scrolls: Oblivion



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 10:05 PM
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Most = 10-12 hours? You sound like my BF.


Off topic, but I simply must ask. What is the outcome of the equation in your avatar? Does the buttered toast side win over the cat's paws down effect?

Back on topic, I still think it's very odd that, all at once, we're hearing about the China/Japan trade agreement, the *missing* leader and the islands dispute. Maybe I'm being naive but I can't help looking for a connection or an agenda.





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