Toilet paper wars..really?

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posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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so, i'm sitting on the can doing my bizz...

I look over where my wife has set down the pack of TP...

actually there is 3 packs of TP..

one say 12 rolls = 24 regular rolls..hmmm

the other one says ..8 mega rolls = 24 regular rolls..

the next one says...6 rolls = 12 double rolls...

so i look at each one and they are all the same size..

yep, same exact size...

is this some new kind of Toilet paper war in America?

note: they all make my butt itch, I hate them all...




posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:31 PM
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haha. I've wondered that too. it's got something to do with a sheet count too, but either way it's just a stupid tp war.
i just buy whatever is on sale.



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:34 PM
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Most toilet paper leaves lint on your delicate parts too.



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:35 PM
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Sample your self some this
...Save up on poo tickets,they will be worth their weight in gold some day...happy camping



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:37 PM
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gonna start wiping my butt with cats pretty soon..

maybe then it wont be so badd...



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:38 PM
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Originally posted by SarnholeOntarable
Sample your self some this
...Save up on poo tickets,they will be worth their weight in gold some day...happy camping


THAT just made me want to drive to Canada just to get some Royale TP. Soft as a kittens touch, woah. I think the stuff they pass off as TP here are really just rolls of white sand paper.
edit on 16-9-2012 by billy197300 because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:45 PM
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Unless Badmove has a badmove they will all work fine!



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:49 PM
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Or you could wipe your butt with a soft kitten and save the trees !!



posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 09:58 PM
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Could be worst.....


Chūgi (籌木?), sometimes called kusobera (lit. "# spatula"), was a special type of stick used by the Japanese people from ancient times to clean the anus after defecation. The word chūgi is composed of the kanji for skewer (籌) and tree (木) which gives it the meaning of "wooden skewer". Chūgi were associated with their function as they have been found in excavations of toiletry remains. It is also believed that chūgi have been portrayed in paintings on scrolls from the end of the 12th century. One such painting depicts a child wearing high heeled geta in the process of defecating, bracing and holding a chūgi in his hand.


en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 01:32 AM
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All right, so I'm cowardly. Sticks and stones may break my bones... Ha-ha.

I ran across a wiki article concerning Islamic toilet etiquette. I just can't bring myself to post any more from it than this:

Use of toilet paper in place of stones is now acceptable,
en.wikipedia.org...

If one of you lads with a bit more stomach than I have would like to post something from it, that's fine with me. I can't even think about exploding rolls of toilet paper as a tool for suicide bombers. If that starts happening then the S will really HTF.


CX

posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 02:04 AM
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Could be worse, it could be that horrible tracing paper type stuff we used to have at school here in the UK, it was like greaseproof paper.

We used to call it "John Wayne paper"......because it took crap off no man!


CX.



posted on Sep, 17 2012 @ 06:56 AM
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Haha, used to be pretty common in the us too. I use public bathropms 99% of thr time so im just glad to have paper at all



posted on Sep, 18 2012 @ 08:21 AM
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Hey don't forget that there is also the issue of how many ply it is. Single ply, double ply and then we have triple ply. must have more ply for greater comfort. But over all it is better than a hand full of leaves.



posted on Sep, 18 2012 @ 10:01 PM
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What a load of s**t.............hahaha.....................



posted on Sep, 18 2012 @ 10:05 PM
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posted on Sep, 18 2012 @ 10:36 PM
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That's got to be the funniest thing I've read in a while !!!


One ply...two ply...three ply...or no ply whatsoever when someone forgot to replace the empty roll, then find out that there's not a single ply of anything left...anywhere...

I would trade a roll of half ply of tp instead of Scott Towels...anytime !!!!




posted on Sep, 18 2012 @ 10:44 PM
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I'm tellin ya all..

it is all out war with this TP issue.....

go look on the shelf at your local store and tell me I'm wrong...

Mega rolls, etc. etc. etc...



posted on Sep, 19 2012 @ 12:19 AM
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I think the obvious question I need to ask everybody here is........

Are you an Overer or an Underer?.......



posted on Oct, 29 2012 @ 10:44 PM
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UPDATE!!!!!!

just bought a pack of Charmin..

9 mega rolls equal 36 regular rolls..

soon it will be..

1 ROLL equals 50 regular rolls..

butt where we gonna put it?






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