posted on Sep, 16 2012 @ 01:42 AM
OK. I'm known as a pretty vocal person on ATS - and I've been posting some fairly controversial threads over the past two years ( factor in my 16
month offline hiatus ).
Anyway, I like to pride myself upon being a thorn in the side of the powers that be.
Just a few minutes ago I got up to head to the restroom and went into a sneezing fit. I sneezed 16 times in a non-stop spasm of noise, bodily jerking,
and brain derailing oxygen expenditure.
Now I'm left to think that the NWO has sent high tech, microscopic sneezebots into my home to attack me!
They're insidious and evil folks... BEWARE THE SNEEZEBOTS.
( Oh, and I'm not serious, and if you accuse me of being a tin foil hat type, I'll just claim sneeze based oxygen deprivation anyway - so don't
edit on 9/16/12 by Hefficide because: (no reason given)