Sometimes it's hard to muster the courage to apologize for past transgressions. I, too, have
lashed out in anger, at times, at what I perceived to be a naive posting, only to later regret it.
So I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to those I may have harmed with my sarcastic
tongue and hurtful responses to what were honest, heartfelt postings. In fact, if you don't mind,
there are a few others I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to...
To my seventh grade French teacher, Ms. Labeau, I would like to say I'm sorry that you lost your
job, I'm sorry my twelve best friends couldn't keep a secret, I'm sorry that the school administrators
didn't understand (as fully as you did) the true meaning of the word "education", and I hope that
you are happy in your new life and new occupation (whatever and wherever that may be)....
BTW...how is my son?
To the lady at the Quickstop Quickmart I would like to apologize for saying "..I already have one at
home," in response to your question, "Would you like a bag?" I didn't realize that you had already
heard that particular response "A jillion times" and that, "It wasn't funny that first time you head it"
either. I would also like to take back my statement about it being too late for you to receive an
inoculation for mad cow disease...my bad.
To the man at the Traveler's Truckstop, I would like to say I'm sorry that you fell and broke your
wrist. I did not know that the floor had been freshly mopped, or that your response would be to
run, when in response to your knock at my stall door, I said, "Come in". Really, it was just a
joke. I hope that your arm heals quickly and that you are able to get back to performing surgery
Also, to all those toll collectors who I have paid in bags of pennies, and all of the people
who have waited patiently behind me while they were counted, I would like to say "I'm sorry".
I promise I only have a few hundred thousand pennies left, and I further promise, I won't
be buying anymore......
To my anger management counselor, I would like to say I am sorry for being so antagonistic
all the time, I am sorry about asking the judge what time it it was, and then replying "No further
questions" when he answered, and I'm sorry that you were compelled to change careers as
result of my own character flaws...
And lastly to all the people to whom I have apologized to in the past, I am sorry about my lack of
sincerity, I am sorry that you all were such assholes....