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Let's have a convo like we are primitive people

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posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 04:59 AM
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I shall start.

Me come to picture box and look at words that stay.

Me like ATS.

Me look at words that stay. Words say "fallIng rock from sky"

Earth shake like flower in wind.

Sky people come visit people on red land.

States that are united as one, fight small people of other lands.

The great man Kennedy, has two hunters.

Lol.




posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:11 AM
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Me want cookie.

muahahaha cookie monster. Well, that's what your sentences with ME reminded me of.


Me thinks you funny.
me want to flyyyyy

Eh, I cannot do this. As I know things were defff not like this.
Something fresh, at least.

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posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:19 AM
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Okay, 2 cave women sisters talking about their husbands (Goonter is one of them) who are away "on the hunt".

Me Goonter et all de korn zeedz zo I dun got nuttin to plant today.

Zilly you! You knowz we gutta hide de zeedz frum our laz crop ur dem dum arze, hairy tomatoe hornworm 'ubbiez uv ourz woot et up all dem zeedz! You gun un dunnit now Ziz. I 'int charin' nun uh MY zeedz wit you AGIN diz year!

Ah nah! Uze gunna chare wit me cuz ...

Cuz wut?

Cuz Goonter gunna keel ya iffin I tellz 'im it you won't chare dem der zeedz wit uz!

[ Awkward Silence ]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!

That was the sound of the giant eagle that swooped down and stole the little bag of corn seeds the sisters were fighting over.

The End




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posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:21 AM
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............I love mammoth...............Mmmmmmmmmmmmm



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:29 AM
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Uuuug. Uooooh, uuuuuuuuuuG. Reeeeeeuuuah, ug. (must make fire)

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posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:29 AM
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LMFAO. Um. What the?



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:31 AM
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Mud feel so Goodddddd ahhh yesss. Hot red light gonna get me. oh noz. fireeeee. My donkey just ran. >.<



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:36 AM
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Zug zug.



~Heff



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:47 AM
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None here are familiar to me.

I shall therefore send out warriors to conquer you all and subjugate you.

Now I feast on roast bear. Now I drink hard nectar. And now I make sexy time with your wives.

You can call me... President.



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 05:51 AM
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"My sky god better than yours!"

...."No! Mine better!"




posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 06:09 AM
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ognujefuvpefiuj nifn febiabpia[obn onbap dpof
kj;knj;kj;kb ;kb ;kbb ;kb



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 06:13 AM
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just go to the religious forum,you'll hear lots of primitive talk!



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 06:36 AM
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Okay, I will... Can I stop now? We already speak like primitive people because we're still primitive.
But if you insist, I'll do pretend primitive also based off of today's trends and such.

l1k gurl! W3 gon be fraaaaaaaaaaaaanz =D I c&t sp3l rel wrds it's (correct only by happenstance normally ) 2 hurd!



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 07:22 AM
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I'm cold. My feet hurt. You smell. Why is this meat green? Point that spear at me one more time, go ahead! Pick these lice off me will ya? 'Messages conveyed with grunts and clicks of course.'



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 07:32 AM
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Giant bird fell from sky into shining mountain

The People shook

At anger of evil warlord sorcerers Skull and Bone

The gods return

Dem bring fire

Dem wahoo crazy crazy



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 08:16 AM
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Beer bad!

No! Beer GOOD!




posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 08:47 AM
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There is no discernible difference.



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 08:52 AM
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Me make new invention

Call it wheel! what everyone think?



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 09:04 AM
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Me come up with new system......fractional reserve banking.........

Wait, where are you all going?

Huh, me gonna bash things with club instead.



posted on Sep, 13 2012 @ 11:42 AM
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Does my bum look big in this fur bikini?







 
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