Create a conspiracy theory about the poster above you

Originally posted by dave_welch

In the day time "dave welch" works as producer in hollywood and at night as a socialist spy for the soviet union (oh, it's still very much around). His latest propaganda trick is the movie Watchmen (where we get to see a soldier at work on the grassy nole!!!! HA! GOT YAH!!).
He is slowly working his way into CIA in search for american intelligence.

reply to post by Summerian


Although Summerian may have figured me out, I have reason to believe that he is actually an Annunaki Auditor, Trolling ATS so he can make a negative statement about humanity in his final report.

reply to post by HamrHeed


HamrHeed Is a secret undercover agent of the powers that be... going around encouraging that the people drink from
thy chalice containing a magikal potion of never ending energy. Once the unknowing people drink this magik potion they are forced to become part of sheeple nation. They are then left to wander around as drones doing the evil bidding agenda until the NWO can step up and take over.

solargeddon is a term coined by Hitler when he spoke of how he wished to send a space ship to the sun with Jews aboard.

leolady, born capricornman is a very bad attempt at hiding his true identity. Capricornman, in the Mayan culture, is regarded as the their most accomplished shaman.

reply to post by usmc0311


Lol

How dare you expose me!!!

*sits anonymously in chair like claw, while twittling my thumbs like Montgomery Burns*

Rustynailsk...or Aka Roosky Nailskov

Is the grandson of Yuri Nailskov the Russian soldier that claimed he found the body of Hitler.

Yuri did not have Hitlers body, instead he established a intricate plot to send Hitler to Neu Schawabenland with 30 former Aryan women of Hitler youth (then adults)....Hitler Promised Yuri a Aryan wife...Yuri and his bride Brunhilda lived lavishly in the temperate forrests of Neu Schwabenland along with Hitlers many love children.

Joseph Mengel saw too it in secret that Yuri's children were trained assasins....so they sent their lovely MKULTRA daughter Svetlana back to Russia to work within the KGB....well Svetlana got around quite a bit....so much so that when she became pregnant she did not know who Roosky's daddy was...she named her baby boy Roosky Nailskov....after the only thing she remembered about his dad that...he was Russian...and he kept the family name.

Just like Bushes baked beans Rusty Nails has been witholding the family secret.....

kat2684 is a reptilian who also poses as the Queen of England when needed. This particular reptilian has an underground lair in the form of a labyrinth that brave adventurers explore in hopes of finding treasure but instead meet their untimely demise at the hand of the cleverly laid traps and exotic alien monsters kat put in the dungeon. The few adventurers that have made it through only became meals for kat which did nothing to quell the monstrous appetite this reptilian has as it also devours the stray animals in the neighborhood and the occasional missing person.

reply to post by Rubicant13


Who doesn't like the Toast/Candy Agenda?




At least we'll get crap done unlike the jokers running for president.

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