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posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:38 PM
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Title is pretty self explanatory All you have to do is create a completely of the wall theory about the poster above you.

Examples ninjas4321 is secretly part of the reptilian illuminati sent here to spy on all of you and prevent you from uncovering the truth about their evil shenanigans.

Have fun and don’t get too serious.




posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:42 PM
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ninjas4321 is secretly part of the reptilian illuminati sent here to spy on all of you and prevent you from uncovering the truth about their evil shenanigans.




posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:44 PM
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reply to post by ninjas4321
 


OP (Ninjas) is a Dis-info agent that was sent to "ATS" to derail discussion, and cause turmoil among the members.. Spreading pointless Conspiracy's, and Lies about each other..

There is the REAL conspiracy..



(Photo not releated..)



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:47 PM
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Tech Vampyre is Mitt Romney.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:48 PM
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reply to post by ninjas4321
 


but you must understand one thing ,I do not follow the likes of
Witchdoctors/charlatans who claim aliens from the planet zod beep beepedey - beep! are
going to invade us during the olympics, especially motherships landing on my lawn etc

It never was a conspiracy it was all in your minds.But you guys sat in your basements
Posted on you tube and foiled thier plans,they got so scared and decided to retreat having
read all those comments on social networking sites. NINJA and The reptiles put thier tails between
thier legs and decided to go back to sirius to lick their scaly wounds ready for the final battle when

Alex jones and icke don the armour of gods wallop, leading their spotty basement freinds into
The fracus ready for the winter olympics.But the reptiles have a plan! armed with clearasil and

Anti - Orgone guns.Ninja hopes to come back and settle the score with planet earth and seek
out every spotty basement teenager who thwarted theirs and the illuminatis plans first.So i suggest
You guys get posting using your powers of prayer also, to do it all over again.

Gooo you crazy sons ovs a bitches you!. watch out ninja the teenage mutant repturtle

edit on 10-9-2012 by denver22 because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by PatrickGarrow17
Tech Vampyre is Mitt Romney.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:52 PM
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reply to post by denver22
 


denver22 is conducting secret and dangerous research into the hallucinogenic properties of certain toads.

edit on 10-9-2012 by Neysa because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:52 PM
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I don't know why anyone even bothers. The poster above me has been banned at least three times already for posting Hoaxes. And they aren't even good ones.

I'm talking the "OMG guys I'm so scared right now but I need to tell you about the lights I saw in the sky! Blah blah blah blah, I'll upload pics as soon as I figure out how" and then he/she never returns to the thread.

Mods please close this thread. All posters here are alts to the OP, including me. Except I'm the only one who realizes this. Hopefully no one else posts here because the OP is monitoring I.P. addresses for reasons unknown to me.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:56 PM
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reply to post by FractalChaos13242017
 


FractalChaos13242017 is a "private dancer, dancing for money, they'll do what you want them to do." As evidenced by this thread

reply to post by TechVampyre
 


TechVampyre is a real vampire and hides in the theme park ruins by day. As evidenced by this thread

ETA: Wow I post slow
edit on 10-9-2012 by thesungod because: see eta



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:57 PM
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danj3ris is a Paid Government Thread Derailer. He sits at the desk next to me.

See ya,
Milt



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 04:57 PM
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Conspiracy theories are a powerful source of pride and a wellspring of intellectual vanity. The theorist comes to see himself as thinking on a higher plane than the ignorant masses around him. He walks the fringes of society, watching his surroundings with suspicion. No one realizes what’s going on, he thinks.

If speaking his mind on conspiracies causes others to recoil, he simply dismisses them as “dumb sheep” who cannot see what he sees. Every episode like this further reaffirms how special this inside information makes him.

Many of these individuals enjoy the thrill of perceived danger that comes along with having supposedly top-secret knowledge, feeling as though they have a lead role in a secret-agent film—except they are not in a movie!

And to the danj3rs we are all 007s licence to shill.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:03 PM
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reply to post by denver22
 


is really the son from the addams family movie. this is fact and is no conspiracy.

Link to Photographic evidence




you are now being hacked by anonymous.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Neysa
reply to post by denver22
 


denver22 is conducting secret and dangerous research into the hallucinogenic properties of certain toads.

edit on 10-9-2012 by Neysa because: (no reason given)


Thanks i didnt know toads could talk :Maybe your girlfriend dumped you because you bought a rubber doll. Maybe Mom read you the riot act because you're still living in her basement. Maybe you ran out of porn. Whatever the reason, try real hard to grasp this fact ~ we have been right and you have been wrong yet again..

Face the facts you didnt have to blow my cover *epilogue* P.s

Just licked the toad sorry i didnt mean to rip it - i mean ribbit out of you but i dont like my
cover blown toadfish.. (only kidding bro)

p.s peace



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:08 PM
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reply to post by blu3nowh3r3
 


blu3nowh3r3 is not really in California, but is deep in an underground base in Antarctica acting as a deep cover dis-info agent for HLS or the Soup Nazi.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:14 PM
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To blowing noahs :

We should all join forces hold hands and get a tinfoil hat.
And invest in some orgone rods in order to bring down those motherships
Theres plenty of charlatans that sell orgone rods and are more than happy
to take your money.Keep up the good work doomsayers we are counting
on you and say hello to david for me, it's been a while since we last met

Having lived around the corner from him i miss his chats tell him when he has
finished saving us all from the schisms and scaly ones and rubbed shoulders
with the andromedans to drop me a line.

Why havent you called is it because i exposed you david AKA noahs blower



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:14 PM
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reply to post by littled16
 


littled16 is a cat lord.
She collects street cats to take home and they worship her like a God.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:14 PM
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reply to post by denver22
 

My sources tell me that you are communicating with these alleged toads telepathically.




Thanks i didnt know toads could talk :Maybe your girlfriend dumped you because you bought a rubber doll. Maybe Mom read you the riot act because you're still living in her basement. Maybe you ran out of porn. Whatever the reason, try real hard to grasp this fact ~ we have been right and you have been wrong yet again



BTW
I am a middle aged married woman.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:16 PM
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Have a break from this site have a kit kat, god its crowded in this forum you
couldnt swing a cat in here.. wanna bet....



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:18 PM
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Originally posted by grey580
reply to post by littled16
 


littled16 is a cat lord.
She collects street cats to take home and they worship her like a God.


Shhhh.....most people here don't have clearance for that kind of information!

You got me!



posted on Sep, 10 2012 @ 05:21 PM
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Denver22 is actually a code word pertaining to his involvement with the whole Denver airport bunker facility.

Cleverly disguising his involvement in plain sight, thinks adding his location as England, will throw us all off the scent.

Denver 22, you have been outed
!







 
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