reply to post by crazyguy2012
Oh my god, I would have #. Lol, now that was a low down move on your poor Lt. I bet he about lost his ass
You must be a very good humored person indeed to let that go without payback, officer or not. I would have had to pay you back, that is too epic to
let it go without returning fire, but later when your not expecting it of course.
Ok one more very good story. This one is one of my lowest points ever, I will not live this down ever, no matter how long I live, even my family
showed no sypathy or mercy in their ridecule.
So it is early 2000s, and my unit was posted in terre haute Indiana at holeman d think I spelled that right?) Airforce base, just in case things get
out of control for the Timothy McVey execution (the oklahoma city bomber for those that don't know the name) and we are bored as hell, hurry up and
wait and all that great stuff.
So our Battery commander ( artillery has batteries not companies, like infantry organized units) decides we should cross train with the airforce SPs(
special police, pretty high speed low drag types), in hand to hand combat. LOL, I think, we are combat arms, we are about to mop up on some easy
So then I swear the hottest female I ever saw in my time in service walks to the front of the formation and introduces herself, I don't remember her
name, I just remember all the soldiers in my unit ( artillery was at the time gender pure, as females weren't allowed combat arms positions in the
ARMY) cat calling and wooping D damn baby girl, don't hurt nobody hun....etc you guys get the point) well one f my buddies is like damn ------- is
she hot or what? I hadn't participated at all I swear, but I look at him and say " ya she is pretty damned hot alright"
At that moment she looks straight at me a says, " specialist --------, since you know so much you shouldn't mind showing your skills off" I am like
WTF? I didn't even do or say anything..... so I go to the front of the formation and square off with her as ordered.
She looks right up at me, half my size and says " when ever your ready nancy" I just stand there, all while my mind racing asking myself the obvious
questions..do I really wanna be the guy that beats up a girl?...do I really wanna be the guy that gets beat up by a girl?.. which one is worse?...is
there even a way I can't come out looking like a douche? When she says again, any time your ready nancy, just throw a punch. So I am like ok---------
throw a slow easy one, don't wanna dot her eye or anything to harsh. So I through a slow weak jab to the side of her face. She instantly blocks it
and says " oh I am sorry I thought you had some balls, you do have enough balls to throw a REAL punch don't you?" So now I'm mad like " ok bitch
you asked for it, and I throw a real punch, like I am fighting another man....
Well that's where I messed up, she did a extremely fast high outside forearm block, it caught me totaly off guard and left me completely open and
expolsed...hubris fellas, hubris.....followed so fast I didn't even register it, a very fast shoulder throw, knee to the chest on impact combo, I
still to this day swear happened in less than an eye blink. And immediatly put me in a alma plata, as she rolled to my stomach, and finished by
locking it in for keeps with the cross side ankle lock.
I was pretzeled, hurt, and helpless in less than 3 seconds flat. As she said" now big boy, what did we just learn?"
All I could do was tap and beg for mercy. After she abliged, I stood up and looked at my fellow soldiers, who were slack jawed, and blank stared, as
she said "anybody else wanna talk during my demo?" From the lack of a single other word, I took it my example was sufficient to quiet us all, as I
know I was speechless.
I mean this girl was half my size, 5 foot, 100 pounds tops.
Even now, all I can do is look back and think, damn, the airforce don't play. That or I am a pussy! Lol