Originally posted by BuckWilder
reply to post by DarthMuerte

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One half of the membership thinks that was great!

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Originally posted by BuckWilder
reply to post by DarthMuerte

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They weren't all that great or new to me but this one made me lol,

9 - Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Lol.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..."

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.

What's the best way to kill a man? Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted a several times.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."