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Originally posted by rebellender
Silver Bullets Baby.
Originally posted by Druscilla
Rope, thick packing twine, or wire.
loop one end, get it around an arm, throat, anything, then quick tie the other end to something secure.
Wallah. Zombie onna leash.
More zombies might require long lengths of rope, packing twine, or wire where one needs run a circle around a group to get them all caught in a loop, but, it's silent, and doesn't require the exertion of typical 'combat'.
It further does not require any physical contact that could prove infectious.
Additionally, it saves the zombie(s) for later use as a weapon against a bigger threat to your safety during a zombie apocalypse; other people.
Other people that manage to survive will likely be more dangerous than zombies.
edit on 5-9-2012 by Druscilla because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Britguy
Pfffft... Zombies?
What about evil elves, ogres, orks and dragons? Oh wait, they are just fictional things!
What's with the Zombie stuff all the time. Do people seriously believe there are real zombies? Are they on strong medication?
Originally posted by DocHolidaze
if it was your classic slower zombie. I would take off my t shirt off(simmer down ladies ) and use a step behind move wrap my tshirt around its neck from behind and pull the zombie to its back so it lands on the back of its head and procede to stomp assuming i have no open wounds on my legs and ankels if it was a fast zombie i would run untill i had chance to to use my environment to kill him. hypotheticcly speaking.
Originally posted by EyesWideShut
In your scenario, I'd run away. In my scenario, I'd shoot it
Now my turn, how would you defend yourself against a Bengal Tiger, Kodiak Bear or Great White Shark in hand 2 hand combat... I want exact techniques as well!
Originally posted by r2d246
Originally posted by EyesWideShut
In your scenario, I'd run away. In my scenario, I'd shoot it
Now my turn, how would you defend yourself against a Bengal Tiger, Kodiak Bear or Great White Shark in hand 2 hand combat... I want exact techniques as well!
Great white you'd first punch the inside of it's belly until it spits you out. But when it's regurgitating you be sure to grab your legs that it chewed off so you can get them sown back on. And if it goes for another attack you either jab it in the eye ball or you give it your legs and you just would have to get fake legs. If it's not happy with just your legs and it still attacks then you get ROYALLY PISSED OFF and you just are like , I'M HAVING SHARK MEAT FOR DINNER and you go neandrothoal on it's azz and you take it out, by beating it to death, you drag it back to shore and after you patch up your woonds with banana leaves, then you build a big bond fire. You roast that shark on a bbq spif over the hot coals. Then you serve up fresh shark meat the native islander babes as they make you into there cheif for being so brave and taking out the great white!
The bear you just slowly back away. If it's attacking you then you jab it in the eyeball. You put your pointer and middle finger together and jab that hard and fast in it's eye and it should run after that. if it doesn't then you do it's other eye and see what happens.
As for a tiger you yell really loud and shake your arms up and jump around. It will get scared of this strange motion and generally should run away. If it doesn't then you do the same as with the bear.