posted on Sep, 2 2012 @ 08:38 PM
...it doesn't just happen in the UK...also happens here in New Zealand...
...recently I encountered 3 very drunk aggressive guys in my backyard, with my wife and 3 year old son in the house and scared. I tell them to bugger
off, that I was calling the Police...they tell me to 'go forth and copulate' and proceeded to pick up my garden furniture and throw it at the walls
of our house. Luckily they grabbed the cheap plastic stuff, so no real damage done.
One guy tears the kids 'swing-ball' pole out of the ground and approachs me while I'm standing in the doorway, threatening to stab me with it.
He advances, lunges forward, I deflect and snatch the pole to pull him off balance (heh, he's drunk and would have been lucky to connect anyway),
spin the pole around with a solid *thwack* in the side of his head.
The other 2 guys start to have a go at me, think better of it and then take off.
Cops arrive, arrest the guy.
Cops return, arrest me for GBH with a weapon.
Dude gets 4 stitches to the ear and released the next morning...I'm looking at a court appearance in the next 3 months.