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Originally posted by H1ght3chHippie
Basically we're facing two alternatives here.
1) You did experience a time-space slip, were somehow beamed into the 5th dimension through a hyperlfuxed shufflepuckwhatchammacallitvortex and this somehow lead to you missing your girlfriend.
2) Your girlfriend is messing with your head.
I don't need to elaborate on the statistical probabilities for 1) and 2), do I ?