I am probably going to ask *the* most idiotic thing ever asked on these forums: Where could I go locally for physical help with this nonsense? I
Today's episode: How to lose your g/f on a straight shot of sidewalk!
Before we begin: the stretch of sidewalk I refer to is about 1/2 mile. There are no shortcuts, twists, turns, hidey holes or ANYTHING else to 'get
lost' in, or get from her work to our apt any fast- minus taking the bus. She didnt.
I started off from the apt after getting a text: "going to lunch now". The route is easy: an L shape, with a little for the crosswalk we use. It's a
half hour/40 min if you dawdle a bit walk. We stayed on one side of the road (confirmed), and somehow.... we walked *past* each other, and she ended
up at the house, and I ended up at the 7-11! When I say past each other- We did not see each other. At all. It's a standard sidewalk.
And now, I shall complicate things and make you, the reader, develop a splitting headache.
I had picked up a Mac power adapter from someone to test. (well, it's dead. Nothing else astonishing there). I was going to go into the store, and saw
the owner driving off. I kept going. SAME stretch of sidewalk, folks. Edited: the storefront is almost ON the sidewalk. I didnt LEAVE the sidewalk.
I came back after finally meeting up with my g/f and we're both having a simultaneous cow... I go into the shop, since he came back. I asked: Did you
see any of us going up/ down the sidewalk? He says: "I saw her go up the sidewalk (towards the house), and then, about 5 min later, you came up the
sidewalk!" Yeah. You read that right. She was already past me, a half hour walk with me heading in her direction, and he swears she went by, and then,
I shot past as well! Well, he saw me AFTER the phonecall to her, finding out she was AT THE HOUSE- and that was the "me" he saw- The "her" he saw was
a half hour in the past, but was being seen in the present -head explodes-...
I am not finding this fascinating, wonderful, or even very interesting, except in a "how in the hell" way. I want a way to find out what is going on,
and I want to know HOW we can be checked, and get a real workup, with data, numbers, etc. This is getting on both of our nerves! It confuses me no
end, and screws up our schedule!
And anyone who has to be a smartass and denounce us because we're denying gifts or whatever- Dont even. A GIFT is something you can use and enjoy-
this is more like a rabid weasel. It strikes without warning, and you cant control it, and it messes up crap!
I'm going to go sit in a corner and cry now...
edit on 31-8-2012 by wylekat because: clarify! clarify!