I know many of you here have seen some of the wackiest, out there notions about felines. Hell, just as I was typing this out, when I was almost done
with the entire post, about 90% of the post just self-deleted. Cool, right?
Anyway, I'm not here to convince you of any specific conclusion. I'd just like to share a couple experiences because one of them happened last
*Important note: I have never had visual hallucinations under normal circumstances and even under non-normal circumstances. I'm known to have a very
stable sensory reality, along with slightly better than 20/20 vision.
One year ago:
It had been a long day at work, those of us living in the house were all winding down, getting ready for bed. My girl friend and I made our way to the
bedroom. We were all ready, she had climbed into bed, and I was just plugging my cell phone in (don't get me started on the weird # I have experienced
with cell phones). I was on all fours like a cat or dog, looking at something on my phone, which was a touch screen semi-smart phone.
Then it happened. My girl friend's cat came out of nowhere, slowly walking up toward the phone. Simultaneously, I began to experience I very palpable
distortion of perception, as if in a tunnel-like dream, while her cat was rapidly convulsing her head left, right, and all over as she drew closer and
closer to the phone. While this was happening, I got flashes of seeing through the cats eyes, but it wasn't as clear as seeing at all, it was more of
a couple winks. That's not what got me though. What got me was while I was in the tunnel-like perception and she was doing her tweak out (which she
has never done before, or since) I kept getting what tasted like fur in my mouth, and I felt like my perceptions were, at times, convulsing in the
same fashion she was. Quantum entanglement? Aliens? Manipulators of the photonic waves of probability? Conclusions aren't even logically applicable in
this one methinks.
I had just got done applying some nasty tick and flea spray to our two awesome fur balls. The calico, the one who I had the previous experience with,
doesn't take nicely to this kind of obstruction to her autonomy. She gets real agitated and borderline evil looking after the fact. Well, I had enough
of that #e attitude, so when she was relaxing on the couch, I came to the conclusion that she needed more spray (she did). I wanted to see if she'd
pick up on my mental projection, so I started thinking very intently as I looked at her "Yea, im gonna get your momma to give you a few nice sprays,
yea, (visualize it) a few nice heeping sprays right on your back to get you nice and WET!" Within about 2 seconds of completing the thought process,
her eyes squinted, and then it happened.
She disappeared before my eyes. She was literally one foot away from my face, and she glitched out as if passing into another dimension. The frame
rate my eyes are capable of made it so the experience was harder to define, but I caught a good glimpse of it. It looked like for about 5-10 frames
lasting a few hundredths of a second each, all within a 2 second span. Those frames I saw, were not a cat. It was a grayish transparent blob of
energy, like some kind of astral amoeba.
Like I said, nothing of the sort has ever happened to me, totally blown away.
Ps: someone seems to be starring almost all of my threads within 1-2 minutes of posting. Secret window!!!!
edit on 27-8-2012 by Soloro because: (no reason given)