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posted on Aug, 25 2012 @ 02:47 PM
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(I stumbled across this at the Texas site I do some work with and just thought it was funny as ever. It's 100% humor. No reality intended.
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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled:


Survivor, Texas Style

The eight (8) contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin & San Antonio.
Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville. They will proceed up
to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they
will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that
reads:

1 ~ I'm a Democrat
2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals
3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks
4 ~ Boycott Beef
5 ~ I Voted for Obama
6 ~ George Strait Sucks
7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012
8 ~ I'm here to confiscate your guns


The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas!!!




posted on Aug, 25 2012 @ 02:58 PM
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That's all too funny, though, they might get a parade in their honor in Austin, replete with hippies, hemp, and the homeless transsexual that occasionally runs for mayor.

LOVE AUSTIN.

I noticed they're having the 8th annual Bat Festival tonight. Fun town. Great place.



posted on Aug, 25 2012 @ 04:46 PM
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Do you happen to know exactly what date they are leaving and the route they are taking?
Yeehaw! Me n the boys r gonna have some fun with this!





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