The Alien Request (Part Two)...The Eating of England

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posted on Aug, 22 2012 @ 09:26 PM
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Prime Minister Hugh Jackmat froze as he heard the blood curdling scream of his wife, President Obooma was on the phone telling him that the USA had struck a deal with some carnivorous starving Aliens and that unfortunately for Britain , it was on the menu for these Aliens.

His wife in front of his eyes was been ripped apart by several gnome like jet black critters with large fat ears , and super thin long long teeth.

"Oh my " the Prime minister of Britain exclaimed...then he regained his wits and ran shrieking from the scene, pleading for security to rescue him.

President Obooma tried desperately to suppress a wicked chuckle as he heard the commotion.
But he knew deep inside he was glad that he had saved the USA and caused those eternally superior Brits some food for thought.

He had seen the Aliens first hand at the ...."meeting" ...by the Universal God they were ugly he recalled ,as he continued listening to the munching and slurping sounds, over the secure phone line.

Uglier than even "Margaret Thatcher" on par even with their haughty Queen , he cheerfully thought.

But he did regret the misery that would befall the fine people of Britain, how theywould be eaten alive, on their way to work this coming morning (GMT) time of course.
How children would see their parents, teachers , friends munched on , whilst waiting their turn.

"But what else could I have done? " Obooma thought as faint burping noises could be heard " God it wasn't easy to do this deal.

But Obooma knew he would go down in History as the man who saved the USA , the world by offering the sacrifical lamb to the fearsome Aliens.

Just as Obooma was preening himself in front of the wall mirror, his aide came into view.

"President Obooma Sir " iam afraid there is bad news"

President obooma froze...what is it? tell me I order you..tell me now.

The aide was trembling he knew he could be spanked if he wasn't prompt.

Sir the Aliens say they are getting upset tummies from eating the Brits, they say its because they contain so much fish oil and curry powder sir.

The aide was almost sobbing now "Sir they want to eat only Black Muslims" because they eat Hallal and are lean and healthy, with little fat.

President Obooma almost froze solid with terror.

To be continued...watch this space for PART THREE.
edit on 22-8-2012 by Dr Expired because: spacing




posted on Aug, 23 2012 @ 01:12 AM
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If I do say so myself, that was a story that you/ described there Dr Expired.
Why thanks ...Dr Expired you remind me of someone I know.
oh ?..who would that be then?
excuse me ...theres a sudden knock on my door
Think nothing of it ...by jove , there's a knock on my door as well.



So who is knocking on my door?



posted on Aug, 23 2012 @ 04:24 PM
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It was the ..... very bad short story inspector, zero replies zero stars zero flags, it is frowned upon by these guys.



posted on Aug, 24 2012 @ 11:35 PM
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Wow thanks you guys who flagged me, I may even think of starting Part three.






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