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Originally posted by Scamzarilla
reply to post by JamesCookieIII
forgot to mention that im lazy, can u post link of said "read" lol
Originally posted by Destinyone
What I want to know is...why is it only newbies who have all the exciting, mysterious adventures to share here in their first post on ATS. And, why is ATS the first place they've chosen to impart all this secret information...
Guess we are just lucky. It couldn't possibly be that we are that gullible....
I bet, if ATS compiled all the *secrets* imparted in the introduction forum into one volume...it would challenge the largest phone book ever published.
Oh, and what a READ that would be! How about they put a book together as such?
edit on 20-8-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by seamus
Originally posted by Anthony1138
reply to post by skepticconwatcher
Dude your dp freaks me out, i dont know why but when i see a white owl. I feel like i am having a heart attack. Is there a common white owl phobia? Its not the owl itself, i like animals especially owls. But something about the white on black eyes.
Yea i am a loser..owls ..i mean wtf. An alligator is somehting to fear but white frigging owls?
You may have been abducted. Abductees often have 'replacement memories' of seeing large-eyed animals (especially owls) so that they don't remember what the nasty 4-foot grey "aliens" look like.
Next time I see one of those filthy things I'm'a pop him one right in the flat nose!
Originally posted by Kharron
reply to post by nevernothing
Hi nevernothing and welcome to ATS!
I'd love to read your intro but I really have no wish to enter battle with your wall of text! Would you please edit it and make easier to read, and I'll give it another go in the evening?