posted on Aug, 18 2012 @ 07:05 PM
Unfortunately machine translation may not be clear.
1. And it means something!
I was often in a cafe in downtown St. Peterburga.V certain point in my life, I loved to indulge in this cafe deep meditation. Sometimes I go so deep
that did not perceive the external world. One day, in a deep trance, I felt that with me there are any developments. Partially back into reality, I
saw next to me is a man who for some reason constantly moved from place to place. Then, I noticed that the woman who was making coffee, had
disappeared and the whole crowd moved to nearby saleswoman. Also, I noticed that a number of us are hunched over 2 people, a man and a woman, and
their bodies were crossed. Sensing that the situation is beyond the ordinary, I said to the man, who moved next to me (he sometimes crossed leaning
towards the people and said something to them): "She's gone (meaning shop assistant)."
The man continued: "In the toilet." I did not give up, "calling on the phone." Man (and he is in the dialogue, all the while moving): "And there
deodorants, colognes." I decided to change the subject: "Where can I watch" Andalusian Dog "Banuelya?" . For some reason this person did not like
and he told me, "Be quiet, be quiet." Then finally responded after some thought, "on a video player." I was not at all clear who this person is,
what kind of people that are leaning and what it all about. I decided to check it out, "Can we go after her," I suggested to him, referring to the
shop assistant. The man before me and I smiled inside. Now he will go for a store, and I will remain standing. But no such luck. People felt it and
stepped aside. Talk, like, has been about. People realized this and turned to me in profile, reflected. Then he got up again in front of me and put
his hands on his hips began to say something to me. I do not understand the words, but it is clearly seen as the sounds coming to me with that one,
then the other side of his head. I understand only the last phrase: "A girl can reel yourself in one place." I like this turn of events is much more
reserved, and I said, "But this is a different matter." Then I walked away. Suddenly, I saw that as some kind of a screen opens and she comes to me
with the space and extraordinarily beautiful eyes. She came close to me, put her arms around my neck and said, "Hello, my dear, narrowed.". When she
entwine my neck, I noticed that her arm is very beautiful bracelet. By the time I realized that this situation of very high space and decided it was
an unusual bracelet. I asked her directly referring to the bracelet: "And it means something?" . She guessed that it was a bracelet and removing his
hand from my neck and rub your hand just in case asked: "Is it?". I reiterated, "It is." Then she said, "And this means something". I have this
whole circus started annoying and I already said in a serious voice: "And this means something?" and made sure that my eyes came out very strong
light and went into her eyes. The girl, as I understood was taken aback and losing control of the situation and go from me hurriedly replied: "I want
us to have 4 girls and 4 boys." I just had to put a point in the dialogue: "We know we mother wrote." Girl also realized that the conversation is
over and he said in conclusion: "Ah, even so," moved.
At this time, I saw that ran out of the door a man who was a frequent visitor to this cafe. He ran over to me, and clasping his hand around my neck,
pulled me to the side cafe, where there was a line, summing up to the very front. I immediately ordered a coffee, took a cup, and went deep into the
cafe, drinking coffee slowly. I was approached by a friend, holding a cup of coffee, and I said not yet fully reassured: "This means something, and
that means something." Familiar (and he was a psychologist by profession), with a sidelong looked at me, then quietly began to drink coffee.
Maybe this is better translation
Devil stories. I rose to a writing of this work some years. Basically, in these short stories about what it is not told, except the description of
some events. Their latent morals can open only the devoted. 1. And it something yes means! 2. I often happened in one cafe in Peter's center. At a
given time my life, me was pleasant like in it cafe of deep meditation. At times I left so deeply that at all didn't perceive an external world.
Once, being in a deep trance, I have felt that near to me there are any events. Partially having returned to a reality, I have seen that near to me
there is any person who for some reason constantly moved from place to place. Then, me was evident that the woman who cooked coffee, somewhere has
disappeared also all crowd has moved to the next saleswoman. Also I have noticed that near to us stand having bent by 2 persons, the man and the
woman, and their bodies have been crossed. Feeling that the situation leaves for usual, I have told to the person who moved near me (it sometimes bent
to the crossed people and something to them told): "Has left (meaning the saleswoman)". The person has continued: "In a toilet". I haven't
surrendered: "to call by phone". The person (and it during the dialogue, all time moved): "And there deodorants, colognes". I have decided to
change the subject of conversation: Where it is possible to look at" the Andaluzskye dog "Buñuel ?". It for some reason wasn't pleasant to the
person also it has told to me: "is more silent, more silent". Then nevertheless has answered, having thought a little: "On a video player". To me
it was absolutely not clear, who this person that it for people who stand having bent and about what in general there is a speech. I have decided it
to check up:" Can we descend behind it "I have offered it, meaning the saleswoman. The person became ahead of me and I have grinned in myself. Now
it will follow the saleswoman, and I will remain to stand. But far from it. The person has felt it and has receded aside. To talk, like, already there
was nothing. The person has understood it and having turned to me in a profile, has reflected. Then it has again risen ahead of me and having rested
hands against sides began me to tell something. I didn't understand words, but clearly saw, how sounds go to me that with one, on the other hand his
heads. I have disassembled only last phrase:" And the girl you can reel up to yourself on one place ". Such turn of events was pleasant to me
already much more and I have frostily said:" And here it already another matter ". The I have departed aside. Suddenly, I have seen that as though
any screen opens and to me there is a girl with space eyes and extraordinary beautiful. It has approached to me closely, has twisted my neck with
hands and has said" Hi my darling narrowed. ". When it twisted my neck, I have noticed that at it on a hand very beautiful bracelet. By then I have
already understood that this situation from very high space and have decided that a bracelet unusual. I directly have asked it meaning a bracelet:"
And it something means? ". She has guessed that it is a question of a bracelet and having removed a hand from my neck and having shaken by a hand has
asked again on everyone Case: "It?". I have confirmed: "It, it". Then she has told: "And it something yes means!". All this circus has started
to irritate me and I have said already serious voice: "And it something yes means?" Also has made so that my eyes left very strong light and has
entered into her eyes. The girl as I have underst