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Open letter to Aleksander Lukashenko

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posted on Aug, 14 2012 @ 04:03 PM
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Hi all

I just found this letter to the President of Belarus - Aleksander Lukashenko, really hilarious and thought to share it with ATS for some tuesday night humor.


Enjoy

Letter to Luke

Dear Aleksander Lukashenko



It’s been a month since we flew over your capital to drop teddybears and weeks since our last letter to you, so we thought it’s time we got in touch again. A lot has happened. You have fired two of your highest ranking Generals, talked a lot about us on Belarusian TV and even invited us to visit your KGB in Minsk. Flattering as it is for a small advertising agency to get this kind of attention from a real live dictator (especially since there are not so many of you bona fide dictators left) there are some details we need to discuss.





Firstly, the invitation from KGB only tells us to come to Minsk ”within 10 days” or we’ll ”face two years correctional work”. It doesn’t say why we are summoned. Actually, threatening someone with correctional work if they don’t accept your invitations is considered bad manners. But we get it. You and your KGB are old fashioned. I mean, you’ve been summoning people for like a hundred years without reasons. Hell, you’ve executed people without reasons. Anyway. This is actually not a major issue, just a suggestion for next time




posted on Aug, 14 2012 @ 04:48 PM
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FYI

For those who are not competent on all things "Bear"larus. lol




 
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