Originally posted by RealSpoke
Bush was going to declare martial law and remain president forever
Flase Flag @ Olympics
edit on 13-8-2012 by RealSpoke because: (no reason given)
This is FUN! I'm adding my 3.141592 cents into this discussion by
posting another scenario which should be added to this list!
The StargateSG7 Terminator Rules The World Scenario:
a) I, StargateSG7, the obvious benefactor of both the VAAAAST
Right Wing Conspiracy and the ultra commie/pinko/leftie/Pants-Wearing
Clintonesque agenda, hereby proclaims that his mega-year investigations
into Artificial Intelligence, Robots, Liberal Minds and Ashley Tisdale's
Photoshopped nude photos is NOW COMPLETE!
b) That the AVERAGE American Citizen (and those residing the far-north
Stinky Beaver-infested 51st State of Canada) has the patience of a flea
and the brain of a worm! ----ATS'ers NOT INCLUDED in above description!
c) That Faux News in NOT American, but rather French and is thus unable
to make ANY comment on our beloved obsession with the oil-soaked,
monopoly-ridden press of Mainstream American Media!
It's Freedom Fries Babeeeeeee!
d) That the Beaver-noshers up North and the Californicating
Urban Cement Condo Sucking L-I-B-E-R-A-L-S down in the
Lower-48 Need a good hiney-whack with the blunt end of a
large tube of toothpaste after voting for bread over guns!!!
And In My Opinion, That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch.
That is one doodle that can't be un-did ya Walmart Pans!
e) That since I know everything and the answers
ain't all 42, YOU MUST now bow down to ME!
It is this hereby resolved that following shall take place:
1) I have programmed the FLASH MEMORY chips of ALL
DVD/BluRay players with making benefit the immodest
leanings of my glorious, nation of StargateSG7.000001986775a
by embedding and PERMANENTLY playing copies of ALL
High School Musical movies on full repeat! FOREVER MORE!!!!!!
2) I have created (er....am creating!) 500,000,001 Terminatrix and
Terminator robots...250,000,000 versions of Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale)
and 250,000,000 versions of Troy ( Zac Ephron) and ONE poly-memetic
alloy copy of Heather Locklear at 25 years old
(That's because SHE'S HOT and I'm Creepy!)
3) You're ALL DOOMED!!!! I'm taking over baby! I've Got 500 million
Terminators/Terminatrixii !!!! Nyaah Nyaaah Ne Na Nyaaaa!!!
I'm King of the WORLD!!!!!
4) Once I'm done all taking over the world and enslaving you all...I'm gonna
ENFORCE my "International Naked Month" ...WHERE YOU WILL BE FORCED
TO ENDURE looking at your fellow co-worker's flabby butts and/or flagging nuts
FOR A WHOLE MONTH EVERY YEAR....FOREVER !!!!!
5) I will ALSO permanently make it a 1st Degree CRIME to make fun of
George Costanza's hair or his dating abilities! Violators will be sent to
Paris, Texas to endure a TEN YEAR stint of Paris Hilton's Singing
--- Loud, Proud and Right in Your Pained Ears!
6) Did I forget to tell you! I have 10 rings...One Ring for Each Fat Finger
that will RULE YOU ALL !!!
7) I Win! You Lose! Giggly Giggly Boo!
8) IF U CN GT ALL D CULTRL REFS UR NOT A LSR!
9) I'm Not A Punk and I ain't Lucky. I'm just penciled in that way!
10) I'm going to Disneyland! Bite Me!
edit on 2012/8/13 by StargateSG7 because: Grammar 'N' Spelling
edit on 2012/8/13 by
StargateSG7 because: stuff and more stuff!