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Another great alien auction...

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posted on Aug, 12 2012 @ 10:02 AM
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Here's a few auctions I found on eBay that I thought you'd like to check out.
First one is an alien coffee stain in a paper cup: Coffee cup stain

First we had the Virgin Mother, then Jesus, then Elvis showing up on potato chips, windows and an infamous grilled cheese sandwich, now a grey alien in a coffee cup. It's a miracle!!!

Next up is a 'Stop Alien Abduction Protection Kit'
[url=http://www.ebay.com/itm/Area-51-Roswell-UFO-ALIEN-ABDUCTION-Extraterrestrial-Contact-PROTECTION-SET-/380426826584?_trksid=p2045573.m2042&_trkparm s=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D27%26meid%3D1276027195377686212%26pid%3D100033%26prg%3D1011%26rk%3D2%26#ht_4283wt_700]Auction[/ur l]

Okay, if I am correct, this bag of rocks will prevent you from getting abducted, but how? If an alien shows up at your house, do you hold up the bag of rocks and say, "STOP! You can't abduct me, I got my bag of protection rocks!"
I think the abductor would laugh himself silly.
Personally, I'd take the bag, THROW it at the pest then smack him with a baseball bat. Just sayin.
Anyhow, enjoy and happy looking!


*disclaimer: I am NOT the seller, nor am I affiliated in any way shape or form with the sellers. I find these auctions quite redicilous, and share my laughs with the ATS community*
ETA: sorry for some reason I couldn't get the second link to work, sorry

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posted on Aug, 12 2012 @ 10:14 AM
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I've found the perfect way to stop alien abductions. It's a well known fact, they can't resist M&M candies. Do what I did after a particularly disturbing probing abduction. Buy a package of Extra-Strength EX-LAX pills. Meticulously hand paint M's on them, leave on small plate on nightstand. Worked for me....


Des






edit on 12-8-2012 by Destinyone because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 12 2012 @ 10:42 AM
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They should have claimed the Alien Coffee Cup stain was modern art and sold it to a gallery for a few thousand dollars



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